Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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I think I was run over by the bus to hell. This week sucked! So instead of riding I'll be hanging on for dear life under the bus.



Could ya'll toss down a Hershey bar every so often?
 
The house has that "post-hatch" stink to it.

A BYC member is coming over ~10 for a "chick-poking party". Don't get too excited:we are both hatched chickens at the same time, and saving $ by vaccinating at the same time. (Shipping Marek's costs $35 for a $15 bottle of vaccine)

So, I have to get the house presentable before she gets here. I haven't met her in person yet, just chatted on the phone.

Currently, I am resisting the urge to put on makeup.


....Does this make me look fat?
 
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I am eating pretzels coated in peanut butter and nutella. I do not envy the Krispy Kremes at all.

They're only good when warm and oozy anyway....
 
MIL is butt-hurt. She scooted out of her room while I was mid-heavy-duty cleaning, and asked if she could help.

Um--take out the trash? Pick up the dog poop? Paint the wall behind where the kids eat? No?...then No, thank you.

I only have the energy to clean the house once today, and no patience to reclean something else.
 
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Uhmmm no honey the fat makes you look fat. JK JK you are far from fat Laree and its not fat its FLUFFY!

When my thighs and butt start making loud clapping noises when I sit down, I no longer have fat. I have an audience.
 
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Again, I am deprived. We do not have a Krispy Kreme near. Thus, I am subject to eating a homemade cinnamon roll. So there.
 
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