Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[dacjohns]

I think I'm going to invest in snake repellant. Then all those people that think the stuff works will buy it and I'll get rich. There are enough of those folks here on BYC that believe the advertising rather than the research. I will prowl the threads daily looking for snakes and post a link to the website for the stuff. Maybe I'll even set up a multi-level marketing scheme and let others do the work while I rake in the dough.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Dac, THEN set up a sideline for us evil types to introduce extra mice to those areas, so that way the crazy fools think the snake repellant works.

THEN, I can sell our feral cats for mouse patrol. But I may not include the warning that you best have a SECURE coop/pen or the chickens will be cat snacks.

 

[NellaBean]

Margies in my future. Wooooooooo. I need something to make this day suck less.

 

[scbatz33]

Is it a bad thing that when I get emotionally distressed, I buy chickens? I mean, its' not like I'm eating a gallon of ice cream of getting liquored up........who am I hurting? I think it's ok, right?

*wandering over to the auction site*

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Hrmph, no margies in my future.

No, wait, today hasn't sucked too bad. No stupid drama llama drama. Peep S'mores. Cake. Yup, it's been a good day.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Please add my DH to the need for culling list. No, no, no, no, and oh yeah NO way are we keeping a 5th dog. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Said dog was tied up to the building next to his dojo overnight. Sigh.

Said dog is apparently skin, scabs and bones. Sigh.

Said dog is yet another black dog. Sigh.

Said dog is a likely Pittie/Ridgeback mix, thus unadoptable. Sigh.

Can I keep saying NO until it sinks in?

 

[MSDeb]

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We have frizzled silkies, but they don't look like a muppet yet. But hrrrmmm... A lemon blue frizzled Cochin roo with a black Silkie hen, what kind of muppets could we get....

Have I shown you a pic of one of Dozer's babies?

This:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/36979_img_3163.jpg

plus this:

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/36979_img_2665.jpg

equals this:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/36979_img_7890.jpg

This is hysterical, I have a client that looks just like that first bird with the spiked hair! I will never look at her the same again.

 

[debilorrah]

Exciting day. 5150 jumped out of the van that was taking him to behavioral health and onto one of our buses. Guy refused to get off, police called, more police, negotiation team called. One would think he is young right? Nope - 64 years old.

 

[LarryPQ]

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I didn't I tried everything to save my flock. Still, I lost over 50 birds over three months. All of the next generation.

 

[LarryPQ]

I just paid $8 for a burger king toy.

It was E's favorite toy, and he lost it (more accurately FIL lost it) so I had to find it on ebay.