Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

Ain't country grand for tellin the stories?

 

[Orchid]

I'monna go pop in some high energy cleaning music and get busy. See you all in a bit!

 

[maple]

Think I should go poke my pipes some more and see if I can get them up and runnin now.

 

[LarryPQ]

Me too. I gotta re-organize the freezer to make room for the meaties who will going in there tonight.

 

[maple]

Quote:
Called the Bumble Bee song?

I was sitting in my garden...when I saw a bumble bee...
He said his name was Oscar and he went...
buzz buzz buzz buzz a buzz buzz buzz buzz....

 

[LarryPQ]

Flight of the Bumblebee?

 

[scbatz33]

Cause mostly it's like this.....

I recognized your number,
It's burned into my brain,
Felt my heart beating faster,
Every time it rang.
Some things never change,
That's why I didn't answer.

I bet you're in a bar,
Listening to a country song.
Glass of Johnny Walker Red,
With no one to take you home.
They're probably closing down,
Saying, "No more alcohol."
I bet you're in a bar
'Cause I'm always your last call.

I don't need to check that message.
I know what it says.
"Baby, I still love you,"
Don't mean nothing when there's whiskey on your breath.
That's the only love I get.
So if you're calling...

I bet you're in a bar
Listening to a cheatin' song
Glass of Johnny Walker Red
With no one to take you home
They're probably closing down
Saying, "No more alcohol"
I bet you're in bar,
'Cause I'm always your last-

Call me crazy but
I think maybe
We've had our last call.

I bet you're in a bar.
It's always the same old song.
That Johnny Walker Red,
By now it's almost gone.
But baby, I won't be there
To catch you when you fall.
I bet you're in bar
'Cause I'm always your last call

 

[LarryPQ]

When I worked out with the ROTC at UofA, I would do cardio for an hour, then lift with them, then stretch for 30 min to a n hour. I did the splits for the first time at 22.


People used to ask if I was the yoga instructor there. (I have never done yoga) When my little sis started at the UofA, she'd stretch with me too. I got her to the point where she could do the splits, too. HER doing the splits is WAY more impressive than me, because she is 6'5". It's like, 10 feet of leg. Crazy town.


Anywhoo, this morning I was more embarassed I wasn't limber, than the fact that I am fat. I KNOW I am stronger than heckerdoodles, but I can't hold a pose for squat.



This was my signature stretch. I could hold it for ~7 min. Now I look like the one on the right.

 

[scbatz33]

Quote:
You do not look like the chick (that is a chick?) on the right!

 

[LarryPQ]

Stupid Toy Story 3. I am crying again.