Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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Speaking from personal experience here - that is one of the ONLY perks of being the boss.

Congratulations on your timely self-restraint.

 

[wegotchickens]

I gave DD permission to dye her hair glow-in-the-dark for summer if she paid for it. And remnded her that its probably temporary and probably doesn't even work.
It is temporary. Now she wants ME to pay for glow-in-the-dark clip on hair extensions. I didn't even laugh. Just told her we'd talk about it later.
Surely she will come to her senses rather than bring it up again.

If I won't pay for dye, why would I pay for glowing barbie hair?

Kids today

 

[wegotchickens]

Silly child probably thought I felt guilty for going Jurassic broody on her and denying her a fun time with her buds.

 

[Orchid]

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My BFF is a stylist and promised our 11 year old DS that she would dye his hair green for the summer. She better give me one heck of a discount.

 

[jbowyer01]

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Because your mom and according to what my kids seem to think that means bottomless pockets that magically refill. Oh and you never know since the hair is a clippy thing you might actually go for it over the dye.....kids

 

[NellaBean]

I have 14 oz of sour patch kids in front of me. Okay, wait. I have 10 oz of sour patch kids in front of me and 4 oz in MA BELLY.

Save me. Going to TSC after work for some supplies. Going to buy the clearance cadbury egg babies if they still have them. And horse treats. And stuff.

Need shavings. Crud. I must go home and get the truck first so I can buy shavings, darn it.

 

[jbowyer01]

Put em on the roof and tie em down LOL. (my DH would kill me if I did this)

 

[wegotchickens]

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sour patch kids are nasty.

Better stop and get the eggs before you go get the truck or they will be out of them.


Hey! Does that place near you still sell panels for making small cages? DH wants to make me some collapsible cages. (if I can digress into talking chickens for a moment on the OW thread)

 

[NellaBean]

Coworker was being annoying so I called her a heifer. She said "its just words, they can't hurt me".

I said "oh really, so if I shove a dictionary in your piehole you think it will feel good?"

Etc etc.

She laughed until she cried.


10th edition merriam webster COMING RIGHT UP.




(Piehole isn't offensive right? ITS WHERE THE PIE GOES)

 

[wegotchickens]

DD wanted green hair and the lady that cuts out hair laughed at her and said it wouldn't stay cut. And DH and I pointed out that going to camp with glow in the dark hait would insure that every bug flocked around HER at night.

I have bought her hats before. Maybe she thinks the barbie hair is equivalent to a cute hat?



OOooOoooOo I should borrow a cute hat to wear to the show tomorrow in honor of the Derby....