Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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Orchy, I only get snotty little skinny girls when I go in there! Of course, my butt doesnt look nice in jeans so I don't know if I'd want to be humiliated in front of a male salesperson...

There was one skinny little very nice girl, one skinny woman who looked like a burnt out rock star (really, it was sad) and the super nice salesguy. 'Course, that was on a Wednesday afternoon, they probably save the cute snotty ones for the weekend.

I am no fashion plate and probably wouldn't go in there at all if my BFF wasn't a total clotheshorse...but then she can pull a size 0 off the rack and it will fit her. I tried on one shirt that made me look like I had puppies fighting inside a shapeless paper bag. I bought a hat.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

I'll try to catch up at some point today. Sorry everyone had a drainage or leakage type of weekend. Batz, still doing ok?

Rufus and Reginald wanted to sleep in for Mother's Day, so I enjoyed that. Then we had waffles and BACON. Then got more chickies at the store - they had ADORABLE black silkies and white silkies, they needed a home. Plus one other silkie who I think is a Silkie mix - normalish looking feathers starting, lighter skin, but 5 toes and chipmunk cheeks. We'll see.

 

[Orchid]

Algae, I never found out how it went at court, do you have another kid at your house now?

 

[sparkles2307]

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Orchy, I only get snotty little skinny girls when I go in there! Of course, my butt doesnt look nice in jeans so I don't know if I'd want to be humiliated in front of a male salesperson...

There was one skinny little very nice girl, one skinny woman who looked like a burnt out rock star (really, it was sad) and the super nice salesguy. 'Course, that was on a Wednesday afternoon, they probably save the cute snotty ones for the weekend.

I am no fashion plate and probably wouldn't go in there at all if my BFF wasn't a total clotheshorse...but then she can pull a size 0 off the rack and it will fit her. I tried on one shirt that made me look like I had puppies fighting inside a shapeless paper bag. I bought a hat.

Next time I go to Fargo I want to go on a Tues or WEd cause TSC gets chicks on Tues each week.

ALSO I will not be clothes shopping because I need to save my dollas for a new tat...

I rarely go into the Buckle anymore, I like my zipper to be > 2"....

 

[LarryPQ]

Sooo tired.

I dont think I have slept in DAYS.

I am going to cheat and go get a donut here in a minute.

 

[Orchid]

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Me too. I order my jeans from American Eagle, 'cause you can't buy x-long in their stores.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Oops, forgot about that. Can you tell kids around here are normal?

Yup, we have a 17 y/o now to add to the mix. Good kid overall, likes the critters, doesn't mind the younger kids, hasn't lipped off. I figure once he realizes we aren't going to haul off and beat him for snark, we'll get some.

Oh well, it's life.

 

[Orchid]

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Oops, forgot about that. Can you tell kids around here are normal?

Yup, we have a 17 y/o now to add to the mix. Good kid overall, likes the critters, doesn't mind the younger kids, hasn't lipped off. I figure once he realizes we aren't going to haul off and beat him for snark, we'll get some.

Oh well, it's life.

Maybe DS18 can train him to do laundry.

 

[LarryPQ]

Emails from Sparkles:

OMG this morning I thought of you when I told Danno to get his finger out of his buttcrack!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Oops, forgot about that. Can you tell kids around here are normal?

Yup, we have a 17 y/o now to add to the mix. Good kid overall, likes the critters, doesn't mind the younger kids, hasn't lipped off. I figure once he realizes we aren't going to haul off and beat him for snark, we'll get some.

Oh well, it's life.

Maybe DS18 can train him to do laundry.

He knows how to do laundry already

He did do the dishes on Sunday without a complaint, woohoo!! More child labor. I enjoy this.