Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

I do love me some Friday. 2 hours in and I've taken 11 calls. PLEASE, I take that many in a half hour on Monday. SLACKER ALERT!!!!

Spinach and artichoke cream cheese sounds yummy. So do tortillas with cinnamon and sugar.

I need Anti Stupid People spray today. Tho' the dumb one is a Drama Llama, so that spray works also. Ok. I'm 22 weeks and 4 days pregnant with twins. I am NOT fat. I can eat my dang ice cream.

 

[LarryPQ]

All repeats in the LORE database have been verified and/or deleted.

Why cant people follow frig_gin directions?

 

[wegotchickens]

Help with nipples, please!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Chicken nipples??? Doesn't Laree have a picture of that or something...

 

[Orchid]

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

Guy calls. "Yeah, we're coming up to our cabin TODAY around 4:30, can you come out and turn the water on?"

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

It's Friday. You're getting off work early so you can come spend the weekend at the lake. WTH do you think MY guys want to be doing at 4:30 today? Not opening your cabin with six hours of notice, dumbbutt!!

Yeah, we'll turn the water on. But it's going to cost him. A LOT.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Chicken nipples??? Doesn't Laree have a picture of that or something...

Yup. That's what made me LOL when I saw that thread title. Had to share with my OWies....

 

[NellaBean]

OWies. We're so funny it hurts.

HA HA.

Somebody stop me. No really. Stop me.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Sorry, can't, I thought the same thing. We bad....

 

[AK Michelle]

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Of course I'm smiling, have you seen where I live? G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!!!!! Blue sky, sunshine, snow-capped mountains, baby reindeer, friends like you... My world is pretty freakin-amazing.

 

[AK Michelle]

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I think I know that guy. He came in yesterday to get a Land Use Permit so he can start building this weekend.

My co-worker summed it up "Men spend more time thinking about going to the bathroom than they do about this stuff".