Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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I haven't changed it yet...so I still get it there...I have to go there everyday still to tend to my chickens, ducks, and turkey.

 

[MSDeb]

Welcome back Maple, we missed you. Hope you had a great birthday.

 

[Orchid]

maple is back!!!!

 

[maple]

Well, my birthday was spent in the ER. Me and mom and the girls were appliance shopping and Zoe decided to lay on the floor in the middle of Sears and have extreme abdominal pain. Turns out she was impacted...her ENTIRE bowel was impacted! Took her about 3 days for the milk of magnesia to do it's trick and I'm upset she didn't show me the outcome of the remedy...I was looking to be apalled and amazed at the same time, when she told me she made a HUGE one.

So after the ER me and mom and the girls swung by apple bees for steak shrimp dinners to go and brought them home since I share my b-day with my oldest sister, 10 years apart to the day---and we had dinner together and that's when I had some blackberry merlot---thanks to beaner teasings me with the thought and temptation and I found it at Cubs when I went in to get some milk of magnesia. I wonder what the checker thought?

 

[maple]

ok, important news from mapleland...cute neighbor from my other house is being REALLY frisky and saying things I can not repeat. ooooh yeah. And he's been here to my new house, helped me move a big peice of furniture with his manly hands and manly truck and he's agreed to help me get my pool ready.... tee hee hee!

 

[Orchid]

maple, I guarantee if you are ever constipated that a combination of blackberry merlot and MOM will absolutely, without a doubt, ensure that you will no longer be constipated.

 

[Orchid]

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I think he LIKES you likes you.... (I won't say I told you so, but I'monna be thinking it!)

 

[LarryPQ]

UM...need pictures of cutie, of course.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You keep that up, OW will have another population 'splosion..... Just saying.

Tee hee.

 

[maple]

He started it!!