Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[debilorrah]

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A thought just occured to me. China is already crowded so our office may seem larger to them.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'd rather my normal computer. The thing gets called a smacktop because it gets smacked on a regular basis. As in, I put it on the babies, they kick/punch it on an 30 second schedule, it's agreeable.

Debi, sure, that looks like a normal office to ME....

 

[Orchid]

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Debi, they will probably think your office is big enough to house all of their extended families. Worry not.

Which is not to criticize the Chinese, more to point out how spoiled we are. Just so there's no misunderstandings.

 

[debilorrah]

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I'd rather my normal computer. The thing gets called a smacktop because it gets smacked on a regular basis. As in, I put it on the babies, they kick/punch it on an 30 second schedule, it's agreeable.

Debi, sure, that looks like a normal office to ME....

Normal is a setting on a washing machine. I carry permanent bruises from trying to get out of my office to use the restroom, which has a bathroom fairy that squirts air freshener every tme I go in there.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'd rather my normal computer. The thing gets called a smacktop because it gets smacked on a regular basis. As in, I put it on the babies, they kick/punch it on an 30 second schedule, it's agreeable.

Debi, sure, that looks like a normal office to ME....

Normal is a setting on a washing machine. I carry permanent bruises from trying to get out of my office to use the restroom, which has a bathroom fairy that squirts air freshener every tme I go in there.

My office was a cube block with papers everywhere and the second chair held more papers. I don't miss it too much.

 

[maple]

Who has egg cartons in their office?


<points to debi

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I don't have an office. I'm a kept woman. But I got egg cartons on the counter in the kitchen.

 

[Orchid]

I have my own bathroom at my office.

But that may be because I designed it, and since I also have to PAY for the entire building - don't be too jealous.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Ok, but how many other females work in your office?

 

[Orchid]

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Ok, but how many other females work in your office?

Why, exactly none!

Except for my friend who fills in for me when I have to be out of town occasionally...but she's a clean freak, so I don't mind sharing with her at all.