Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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Yep. [runs out of loo zippering...]

You forgot to wash your hand and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah, I don't have a hazmat suit to pick my brain up again. People tell me to grow up, but I've realized, I've gotten worse as I've gotten older. Something to do with living with teenagers and teenaged males at that.

 

[maple]

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Yep. [runs out of loo zippering...]

You forgot to wash your hand and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

I forgot to make hands plural but it's funny so I'm leavin it.

 

[Orchid]

I have gutter brain as well. Always have, always will.

We have an answering machine, but customers with a plumbing or a/c emergency tend to want to talk to a real live person immediately. So we try to answer all calls in person whenever possible.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Take the phone into the bathroom with you?

You do NOT want to know how often I spoke to people who did just that. Sickos.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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You forgot to wash your hand and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

I forgot to make hands plural but it's funny so I'm leavin it.

Well, you do only wipe with one hand....

 

[maple]

teenagers will do it...


Yeah, if I was having an emergency...i'd keep calling numbers till I found a person...poor shortened and rushed pee pee breaks.



even if i wanted to go somewhere I couldn't...i miss my dog chewed van...I need some groceries...mainly tp and milk.

 

[AK Michelle]

Look, it looks good!

 

[AK Michelle]

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I forgot to make hands plural but it's funny so I'm leavin it.

Well, you do only wipe with one hand....

Hmmm, I'm almost afraid to ask what I missed...

 

[maple]

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Take the phone into the bathroom with you?

You do NOT want to know how often I spoke to people who did just that. Sickos.

My sister does that to me and I'll hear it flush and be like, did you just go to the bathroom...or even worse is I'll hear her business.