Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[MSDeb]

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Great minds

I meant you, you big dork!

I am a dork. How did you know?

 

[Orchid]

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Quite the opportunity to tell them about your imaginary friends, chickens, soap, kids, childbirth, nature walks with dacs, quail and how economical it is to raise them for dinner, you can share a variety of recipes, and regale them with stories about all the derelict co-workers your friends work with. You could be the life of the party! Go Buffy!

DH calls everyone but Laree on here imaginary.

I'll probably have to bring home one of Orchy's fingers to prove she's real.

I could have sent him the tip of DH's pinky a few years ago after he smooshed the rest of it off. Maybe pictures of us throwing blueberries will suffice.

 

[Orchid]

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They do nothing to speed up a preemie labor. so long as the monitors are reading ggood, they let it take it's course. and yep all ended up being a c-section once things went bad. oh and the medic in the helicopter with me started crying and begging me not to push (he'd never delivered a baby in mid air before).

A CRYING HELICOPTER MEDIC?!

You have got to be kidding me. And I thought I had it bad.

 

[saddina]

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They do nothing to speed up a preemie labor. so long as the monitors are reading ggood, they let it take it's course. and yep all ended up being a c-section once things went bad. oh and the medic in the helicopter with me started crying and begging me not to push (he'd never delivered a baby in mid air before).

A CRYING HELICOPTER MEDIC?!

You have got to be kidding me. And I thought I had it bad.

I do nothing halfway.

 

[jbowyer01]

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Exactly!

So many banworthy one liners go with that.....

If I got a vanilla bean plant, I would need to keep it indoors. The temps would be perfect year-round, but I would have to battle to keep humidity high enough.

If it likes high humidity it would grow great here in Ga.

 

[jbowyer01]

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ak+4...tart=0&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=42&ty=74

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=crys...0&ndsp=40&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1680&bih=853

They really are cool. I think the tequila is $47 and the vodka is $39

There is gonna be some skull bottle vodka in this house......

I've actually had the skull vodka, its nasty!

 

[jbowyer01]

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I'm askeered of what Orchy's growin' in her garden.

Leave it to someone on the OW thread to grow murderous weeds LOL.

ps. send seeds to Bows please so she can have a container full at her work desk LOL.

 

[mclevinson]

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I'm askeered of what Orchy's growin' in her garden.

Leave it to someone on the OW thread to grow murderous weeds LOL.

ps. send seeds to Bows please so she can have a container full at her work desk LOL.

Devil's Snare?

 

[debilorrah]

Here we go!!! More co-worker drama. Talking to her kid on the phone about someone that died. Probably another close relative, aunt or cousin. This gal has more dead relatives than anyone I have ever met.

 

[jbowyer01]

Iheartchicks<3

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When DS was about six years old he told me once that I wasnt really that fat.