Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

I went with cheese and mayonase. Shane had the great idea I should wash the blood bucket into the tomato garden...except it was 100 at 7am so I was actually power spraying red jello out of the bucket, and then trying to blow it apart with the hose.

I failed.

So I turned on the garden sprinklers. Maybe they'll make a dent.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Pardon me while I go puke.

 

[LarryPQ]

LarBear: diet consultant.

 

[jbowyer01]

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After all you just did! No way would chicken be on the menu for the day

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yes, but I am supposed to GAIN weight right now, not lose it!

I'll come back for your diet consultations AFTER Minotauro and Minotoro are here. Because then I will REALLY need them. There is 13 lbs of baby vs the 65 lbs I've gained. That means 42 lbs need to get gone.

 

[LarryPQ]

Want me to go take a picture? I can send it after the babies are born.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Problem is AFTER, I probably won't have this gag reflex like now. When I'm not pregnant, I am fine with anything and everything disgusting.

So I'll just have to work this fat off. Boo hiss.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Yes, but I am supposed to GAIN weight right now, not lose it!

I'll come back for your diet consultations AFTER Minotauro and Minotoro are here. Because then I will REALLY need them. There is 13 lbs of baby vs the 65 lbs I've gained. That means 42 lbs need to get gone.

Maybe, just maybe, you have like 3 extra quarts of fliud in there. I had an extra quart with #2, which the doc didnt notice on all of my ultrasounds??? He swore Danno would be 11 lbs, but I was measuring so big and weighed so much due to the extra "water"

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yes, but I am supposed to GAIN weight right now, not lose it!

I'll come back for your diet consultations AFTER Minotauro and Minotoro are here. Because then I will REALLY need them. There is 13 lbs of baby vs the 65 lbs I've gained. That means 42 lbs need to get gone.

Maybe, just maybe, you have like 3 extra quarts of fliud in there. I had an extra quart with #2, which the doc didnt notice on all of my ultrasounds??? He swore Danno would be 11 lbs, but I was measuring so big and weighed so much due to the extra "water"

Got me. All I know is I've got to get rid of this extra 65 lbs because my joints do NOT like it at all.

I could maybe keep 10 of it. Maybe. That's pushing it.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Maybe, just maybe, you have like 3 extra quarts of fliud in there. I had an extra quart with #2, which the doc didnt notice on all of my ultrasounds??? He swore Danno would be 11 lbs, but I was measuring so big and weighed so much due to the extra "water"

Got me. All I know is I've got to get rid of this extra 65 lbs because my joints do NOT like it at all.

I could maybe keep 10 of it. Maybe. That's pushing it.

I weigh now 13 lb less than when I delivered Danno 6 years ago. And 20 lbs heavier than when I got pregnant. I'm slow at the weight loss thing. The choice is fatal asthma attack or butt-stomach.