Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

...and then my cat boxes???

 

[maple]

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Stayed up too late last night doing housework?

Dacs is a smarty pants...dacs is a smarty pants...na na nuh boo boo...

 

[maple]

I'd like to harrass all of you a bit longer but thus I've got to go babysit for a friend now. One 2 year old with a full leg cast, 1 kindergarden boy who has had a crush on my Ava since preschool, and 1 second grader who is sometimes a naughty girl...

I was fun naughty...she's obnoxious naughty...like shut her lil sis in a dark closet and make her cry. Then there's the lil boy who sprayed my dog with febreeze...he's naughty too. I HATE the smell of febreeze. So I'm sittin right in the middle of the house with my eyes on each and everyone of them...no one is gonna febreeze ANYTHING today!!! Not on MY watch.

 

[MSDeb]

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Get em Maple! Maybe have them take a little nappi-poo.

 

[LarryPQ]

G'day folks.

OVERLOADED HERE.

Changed the sheets last night, and then both kids crawled into bed and peed on me. I started to have that "Tinkle" dream--you know---the one that you have when you are dreaming and you dream you have to go, so you go in the bathroom, sit down, and AAAAGGGHHHH!!

Bed wetting: a family affair.

Thankfully, I DIDN'T add to the mess, but I didn't get a ton of sleep either.

My day so far:

No sleep
Pull all sheets again.
Start laundry.
Breakfast, dishes, get kids ready.
Drop Ronin off at daycare.
Take Ender to carwash with me.
Go through dryer portion of carwash with windows down.
Watch Ender freak out/have time of his life.
Use free vaccuums at car wash to remove the deep litter in the minivan.
Take Ender to kindergarten.
Volunteer to be teacher's personal secretary.
WHOOP ACE in the copier room. Get done in HALF the time.
Come home.
Do more laundry.
Go out to coop. Lament dirtiness.
Build new compost bin.
Rake coop & run, fill compost bin.
Move old table into run for additional shade.
Scrub & fill all waterers.
Scrub and fill all feeders.
Hear new roo sneezing.
Freak out.
Prepare meds for everyone.
Pick up some trash in yard.
Move pots over for afternoon planting.
Get dizzy.
Realize, IT IS REALLY HOT OUTSIDE.
Quit that crap and get a soda.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Nyet. Please, they were threatening vile hurricane type fun here, unless it was emergency, I couldn't pick this weekend. Besides, Saddi gave me another idea for fun - counting the holes in the ceiling tiles.

 

[LarryPQ]

You should estimate first. Count over, then down, then multiply. Then you can count the holes. Make a chart of the differences for each tile, hten graph it.

 

[sparkles2307]

Methinks I might not be getting an interview call for the library job.

Methinks I will go postal if I have to work in Hades much longer.

 

[Southernbelle]

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[Southernbelle]

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The real test: Would you rather be home with the horrible crud you were sick with or at work?