Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

PBS has a segment where the kids are watching chicks hatch in an incubator. They are barred rocks. Those three are boys.

My kids are like, "meh."

They are jaded.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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38 weeks and 2 days. Yes they are bull headed. Thus Minotauro and Minotoro. But they are good babies! No more punching/kicking wars with my bladder.

I'd do jumping jacks, but then my O2 sats drop and doctors panic....

 

[LarryPQ]

Squats?

I know you are anxious to get them out, but at least in there, they are quiet.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Can I just say that a very wrong part of me actually really likes the tattoo drawing.

Laree, no idea on the foot boo-boo. Maybe when you were half asleep after being peed on?

 

[sparkles2307]

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When I call the boys in to watch hatching chicks Lars will stick around for a while, but Danno glances in, says "Huh!" then runs out. They've seen mom almost have to put her arm up a cow's hoohaw, chicks don't hold a lot of amusement after that.

 

[LarryPQ]

Entirely possible. I didn't drop something on the BACK of my foot, no kid pushed a cart into me, no doors slammed on me...can't figure it out. These injuries are messing with my exercise chi.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'm about to start eating various food that induce labor. Or pinch my hand.

I'm bored. I miss my home. All that crap.

But I must say, having room service, no housework, clean sheets daily and all this stuff is rather nice. I'll take my amusement where I can find it.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Me thinks you should get a baby sitter when you go out.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Me thinks you should get a baby sitter when you go out.

Or just enjoy the quiet while chicks are hatching.

 

[LarryPQ]

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How to say without getting in trouble? Simulate a child feeding---as it helps create potocin naturally.