Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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What happened????

 

[Orchid]

Oh, hog hunting. My parents met a guy up at Lake of the Woods who hunts hogs in Texas....with a knife.

 

[sparkles2307]

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It's the potatoes and corn.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Was his cousin Steve Irwin?

 

[saddina]

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Good, now calcualte the appromiate sqft of the ceiling and see how many holes/ft that averages out to.

That's more math than I know.

it's estimating and multiplying. the floor tiles in the room should be 1X1... so count a line on the floor left to right, then a second line up then down, multiply for room sqftage. now take that number and dive it into the 1738 to com3e up with your ag3erag3e hol3es p3er til3. now i n3ed to fin3d out why my 3 k3ey is poss3ess3ed.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Good, now calcualte the appromiate sqft of the ceiling and see how many holes/ft that averages out to.

That's more math than I know.

Now that you're past 38 weeks - what are they waiting for? Honestly, I'm amazed you kept them in this long! My mom had her twins at 37 weeks and they were only 5-pounders.

I tried everything to go into labor when I had Jacob. Simulating a baby feeding never worked for me, either. With Matthew and Ella the doc stripped the membranes and that started labor. With Jacob I refused to ask my doctor to strip membranes (longish story) so I had to ask DH for his cooperation and luckily went into labor a few hours later.

 

[LarryPQ]

Drive.

MIL left a light on in her car, and was convinced it was broken. So I charged the battery and drove kids to school. MIL's van does not have car seats, so I moved a booster for Ronin and let Ender sit without. (school is a mile on neighborhood streets)

1. At school, Ender got out, Ronin unbuckled, opened the door, and ran out into traffic.

2. Mommy is limping hard and had to sprint to catch.

3. At Autozone, Ronin does same thing. I caught him, and had the car checked. Nothing wrong, she just left a light on and drained the battery.

4. Ronin wouldnt listen, and was hiding in the racks of heavy car parts.

5. On to Home Depot.

6. Repeat 3 and 4. Tempertantrums too.

7. Drop stuff on self, scratch MIL's van.

8. Get stuck behind severe roll-over.

9. Get home, Ronin locks self in MIL's van. Throws fit because I wont let him have the M&Ms he shoplifted.

10. Mommy throws rock through window, calls fire department, gets swept away by trio of hot fire fighters.


OK, maybe number 10 didn't happen.

 

[saddina]

As I r3emmbr it, alg3e n3e3eds labor to start on it's own, and doing th3e str3eanuious stuff ups3ets H#ER oxyg3en l3v3els, which would go straight into an 3em3erg3ency c-s3ection, which sh3e'd lik3e to avoid. So sinc3e th3e str3ess on th3e moth3er is th conc3ern th3e normal stuff that would trigg3er ons3et woul also put too much str3ess on h3er body.

 

[Orchid]

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Was his cousin Steve Irwin?

Maybe.

 

[saddina]

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Honey, go get yourself some M&m's