Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[maple]

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Why...what big peppers you have sparkles....

All the better to make you spend the day after eating them in the bathroom, my dear.

'Cause you know life is like a jar of jalapenos...

hot, flaming, and consumed by a bunch of dimented aeronautical engineers in the back woods trying to capture pics of each other bathing nude in the lake or taking a dump in a hole?

or is that just MY dad and his work buddies back in the day...that I may or may not still own pictures of....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I do that too, pick out what I want but make the kids eat everything. I hate those little brown toast things.

Send all delectable lovely little Chex mix toast things to ME please!!!!

 

[Orchid]

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All the better to make you spend the day after eating them in the bathroom, my dear.

'Cause you know life is like a jar of jalapenos...

hot, flaming, and consumed by a bunch of dimented aeronatautical engineers in the back woods trying to capture pics of each other bathing nude in the lake or taking a dump in a hole?

or is that just MY dad and his work buddies back int he day...that I may or may not still own pictures of....

Well, I WAS going to say "what you do today may burn your butt tomorrow" but you said it so much more, erm, graphically.

 

[Orchid]

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That's weird...I totally just went through a stage like this and all I wanted was chicken noodle soup 1x a day and I'd munch on a pack of saltines the rest of the day...and then, all of a sudden THAT would make me feel like I wanted to hurl.

It'd be better if it only made me feel like hurling. All my problems are slightly south of that.

Yep. You have exactly what my mom has had.

 

[maple]

My dad and his buddies had a newsletter, a graphic artists was in the group too, and had t-shirts made of their group...


JS&OF or JSOF

Letters riding in a canoe and a couple of the letters were tipped over like thier drunk butts.


Stands for: Jalepano, Snort, & Onion Fart canoe club

 

[maple]

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It'd be better if it only made me feel like hurling. All my problems are slightly south of that.

Yep. You have exactly what my mom has had.

That was me the first week it started...and at first I thought I ate something and got food poisoning till I noticed my kids bowel movements.

 

[Orchid]

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Everyone should have friends like that!

 

[maple]

So are you saying we should all meet up in MN. somewhere in the backwoods and make a hot flaming canoe club annually?

 

[Orchid]

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Wouldn't that just be a hoot?

No, more what I am saying is that everyone should have friends that you can screw around with and just be yourself.

 

[maple]

Here here! I'll toast to that!


and that would be a hoot!