Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[NellaBean]

One time I peed on a stick.....just to make sure, cause I just looked preggers. I wasn't, thank god. Bf was less than happy when I told him I had peed on a stick. We do have our backup plan of throwing me down stairs though.....

 

[sparkles2307]

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I'm at the 2 weeks out time.

With what counting method? From date of egging the world or date of PMS should start?

last day of my least favorite aunt's visit to today was 2 weeks

 

[sparkles2307]

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SNORK! Stop, I'm trying to drink coffee here!

 

[Orchid]

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That only works when you don't want it to - you need a better backup plan. Like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane sans parachute.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Deer hunting. I work nights

Why is it that everyone else gets to go hunting like 2 months before I do? Hunting in WY is Oct 1, you're already hunting, I don't get to go till NOVEMBER 6.....

 

[sparkles2307]

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That only works when you don't want it to - you need a better backup plan. Like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane sans parachute.

Or accidentaly sprinkling rat poison on ur lucky charms instead of sugar, cause they look so similar....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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With what counting method? From date of egging the world or date of PMS should start?

last day of my least favorite aunt's visit to today was 2 weeks

So, you released an egg, thus the crazy breakouts and all. Too early to pee on a stick.

 

[mclevinson]

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You thought it was just gonna be a fart but a juicy tid bit came out?

Not quite, my curve is a bit north of that. All I can say is, certain areas of my anatomy better be UN occupied.

Ack! Not from the DUST?

 

[sparkles2307]

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last day of my least favorite aunt's visit to today was 2 weeks

So, you released an egg, thus the crazy breakouts and all. Too early to pee on a stick.

NEVER happens this way, not once ever in my um... 15 years of doing this. So, either I've reached some kid of age milestone and now have hairy zitty ov-u-lation or the kids will be really happy in ten months...

 

[mclevinson]

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Chele! Chele! Chele!! You're back too!