Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[mclevinson]

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I'm thinking it'd be waaaay to much fun!

EXCEPT you fall out after two drinks!!!! Light weight.

Well there IS that little problem. But admit it, you lurves me anyway.

 

[MSDeb]

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I once had a carpet cleaner that would call and leave bizarre messages on the answering machine. Got rid of all the carpets and the home phone. Wonder who he's calling now.

That was an extreme method for stopping phone calls.

Long story, short version (kids are gone and everyone has cell phones). Carpet went after Katrina, I was so thrilled to have my allergies under control for the first time EVER we went with tile. Yee ha!

 

[MSDeb]

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EXCEPT you fall out after two drinks!!!! Light weight.

Well there IS that little problem. But admit it, you lurves me anyway.

Yes we lurves you a LOT. Light weight.

 

[LarryPQ]

I was trying to make space in my freezer for the processed turkeys, and found a tuperware of frozen yellow stuff.

I didn't know what it was, so I licked it.....

...


...I still don't know what is was. I washed my tongue 3 times, and gagged a little.

If I die, just know I 've loved our time together.

 

[mclevinson]

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Well there IS that little problem. But admit it, you lurves me anyway.

Yes we lurves you a LOT. Light weight.

* hic *

Whoooze a litewait?

 

[mclevinson]

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You LICKED it?
Lemon juice all old and desicated. Or grapefruit? Chicken fat.

 

[MSDeb]

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Yes we lurves you a LOT. Light weight.

* hic *

Whoooze a litewait?

We can try again, tonight no mixed drinks, I'm faxing you a glass of Berringers Cabernet Sauvignan. Try not to spill it. Sorry beaner, no box o wine here.

 

[Southernbelle]

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You licked an unknown substance from the freezer?!?!

Next time get your MIL to test it.

 

[LarryPQ]

NONE of those!

I was prepared for chicken fat. Too clear for that. Weird tangy aftertaste.

WHAT DID I STICK IN THE FREEZER?

 

[LarryPQ]

I actually licked it twice. The first time was confusing, so I ran water over it to wash of the ice crystals.

The second lick was the one which got me retching.