Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

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Whoooze a litewait?

We can try again, tonight no mixed drinks, I'm faxing you a glass of Berringers Cabernet Sauvignan. Try not to spill it. Sorry beaner, no box o wine here.

Nice table wine. Try not to drink me under it.
 
Did you ever pick up your oh-so-normal kid and think to yourself "Why, with all the obvious blessings that this child possesses, is she such an incredible PITA"?
OMG I wish she were on a sleepover. For a week.

Honestly, I know this is response to an unpleasant sibling environment but PLEASE, can't you JUST get out of my face while I have other issues?
 
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Done. I might be slipping a little here. Dh just grilled some steaks and is making inappropriate comments in my general direction.

Say, where's Maple?
 
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Done. I might be slipping a little here. Dh just grilled some steaks and is making inappropriate comments in my general direction.

Slip away, inappropriate is waaaaaay more enjoyable than virtual table wine.
 
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Done. I might be slipping a little here. Dh just grilled some steaks and is making inappropriate comments in my general direction.

Slip away, inappropriate is waaaaaay more enjoyable than virtual table wine.

Mapes?
 
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Done. I might be slipping a little here. Dh just grilled some steaks and is making inappropriate comments in my general direction.

Slip away, inappropriate is waaaaaay more enjoyable than virtual table wine.

TV got him.

More wine dear?
 
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Slip away, inappropriate is waaaaaay more enjoyable than virtual table wine.

TV got him.

More wine dear?

Yes please. I'm not feeling the whole good wife and mother thing at this particular moment. I'll let you know if it resurfaces.
 
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TV got him.

More wine dear?

Yes please. I'm not feeling the whole good wife and mother thing at this particular moment. I'll let you know if it resurfaces.

I always tried but, never thought I was quite the "good mother". However, now that they have moved out and on who do my kids call first with good news, bad news, when they need help, or when something reminds them of home? MOM. Give yourself permission to be you, you are a good mom, it just takes the kids a while to catch on. Here, I'll fax you another glass of wine.

Oh yeah, the good wifey thing. Them guys will sneak up on you when you least expect it, pat you on the *s* and tell you, you are a good wife. Don't worry about that part. If you come home every day and take care of the family things will work out. I often fantasize about running away from home. Maybe a road trip to meet all the OW's!
 
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