Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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The cat has found his preferred people. That his preferred people drools and pulls fur makes no difference to the cat.

Cats are inexplicable to say the least.

 

[Orchid]

Yesterday I held not one but two babies. Two babies. In the same day. This is some kind of record for me, I think. One spit up on me and the other just slept.

Some people would think I'm horrible (you all already know I am) but I am just not a fan of babies. Sit me in a chair with a baby and I feel like I'm stuck in a bear trap.

 

[sparkles2307]

Morning kids.

The villainous wart was more evil than anyone suspected and has to be taken care of by a podiatrist tomorrow.

WTH!? It started out TWO WEEKS ago looking like a little ingrown hair, and now its this :

She thought it was a cyst, because its all soft and gooey, but she took the top off and its definitely a wart, but apaprently in all her years she's never seen a wart like this one, so off we go to the podiatrist.

In other news, he left the $80 lunch check on the bus yesterday and failed to tell me till this morning. Thank God the bus driver found it and gave it to the office for me!!!!

 

[NellaBean]

Skinny pigs aka nekkid guinea pigs are expensive.....like $80+.

I named him Pancho.

 

[sparkles2307]

I saw guinea pigs with no hair once! On Bizzare Foods, as the entree.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Good name! What happens if you breed him to a pig with hair?

 

[Orchid]

sparkles, that boy needs a pedicure.

I saw a family-swap show one time that featured an American family swapping out with one from the mountains of Chile. They ate guinea pig intestines for breakfast...kind of like a noodle bowl....but not.

 

[NellaBean]

I know nothing about guinea pigs....I hear that breeding him to a half skinny would give half skinnies and half regular....I just forgot to get a girl half skinny dang it. I wanted to get him a boy buddy for a friend but everyone is saying they will fight. Sigh.

 

[Southernbelle]

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The cat has found his preferred people. That his preferred people drools and pulls fur makes no difference to the cat.

Cats are inexplicable to say the least.

True. With all the older people in the house who know how to pet cats nicely, I just can't believe he picks the baby as his person. I used to be his favorite person, but I guess he just spent those 9 years with me waiting for me to create his preferred people.

 

[Orchid]

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The cat has found his preferred people. That his preferred people drools and pulls fur makes no difference to the cat.

Cats are inexplicable to say the least.

True. With all the older people in the house who know how to pet cats nicely, I just can't believe he picks the baby as his person. I used to be his favorite person, but I guess he just spent those 9 years with me waiting for me to create his preferred people.

He knew you had potential Belle.