Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

I've been a bad, bad wife this week. Last night DH asked if we could please stop to pick up a frozen pizza so he could have some supper. *eek* I don't think we've purchased a frozen pizza in about 5 months. My ambition has been nil for things like cooking lately...although I have been stacking wood.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Why do they even PUT carpet in cars? Why not just put some foam sound barrier under rubbing flooring? It would make me VERY happy.

Ohhhhh, THAT would be nice!

You can have your vehicle's interior floor rhino-lined. Not nearly as amusing as the rhino-lining I was speaking of when I infamously inhaled my coffee and thought I was going to die.

 

[Orchid]

How can the things you love about a person be the things you hate about them at the same time? I love that my DH is really a go-getter, he is not afraid to do anything. I also hate that because of that, he's the one down in the hole using the core drill when it catches, whips him around and hits him in the face. Not that I heard this from him, mind you - one of the other guys just stopped in and mentioned it. Upon further questioning it appears that he has no loose teeth since they were watching and immediately unplugged the drill "but he's gonna have a sore face and shoulder."

Sometimes I don't know if I should kiss him, smack him or just pad him with bubble wrap.

 

[Orchid]

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Ohhhhh, THAT would be nice!

You can have your vehicle's interior floor rhino-lined. Not nearly as amusing as the rhino-lining I was speaking of when I infamously inhaled my coffee and thought I was going to die.

I told DH about your coffee-inhaling incident. He winced and made that oooouch face.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Please don't let him hurt his face.

 

[sparkles2307]

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You can have your vehicle's interior floor rhino-lined. Not nearly as amusing as the rhino-lining I was speaking of when I infamously inhaled my coffee and thought I was going to die.

I told DH about your coffee-inhaling incident. He winced and made that oooouch face.

Not only did every word I spoke for 24 hours smell like coffee, but my voice gurgled. If it hadn't been bordering on worriesome I'd have been amused out of my mind.

Tell him not to smack himself with power tools, but don't wrap him with bubble wrap, its noisy and gets in the way.

 

[Orchid]

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Please don't let him hurt his face.

Not to mention the $10,000 or so of dental and orthodontic work we've paid for since getting married.

And his ruptured disk in his back.

You just go ahead and use that core drill, honey, no worries.

 

[sparkles2307]

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I think it's in the air up here hon. I've been the WORST. The kids have nary a dirty item of clothing, AND they are all folded, in my living room.

I told them to find their bedroom floor, then find their dressers and I would put away the clothes.

Also, we have had pizza two nights int he last 2 weeks AND I made (

) box mac and cheese for the first time in 3 years the other night. I've been sucktastic as a housewife lately.

edited ebcause apparently i left my typing skills next to the coffeepot this morning

 

[sparkles2307]

o deer lawrd

I was just possessed of a terrible need to go to the lunch room and polish off the rest of the chocolate damnation from co-worker's bday on Monday.....

 

[jbowyer01]

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Morning! Any coffeecake to go with?

I was jsut thinking I should have done some baking...

Easiest pumpkin muffins ever!

1 box of moist deluxe cake mix
1 can (15oz) pumpkin

mix together, bake 350 for 20-25 min, put cream cheese frosting on or sprinkle with powdered sugar.

Add coffee and its heaven.