Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

I could sing it.

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if you cut your ears off

 

[sparkles2307]

I officially cleared the room with 6 words.

Go me.

 

[Orchid]

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Do tell!

 

[jbowyer01]

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Do tell!

Do you need your mouth washed out with soap??

 

[sparkles2307]

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Do tell!

Do you need your mouth washed out with soap??

I refrained from the soap-worthy comment.

Coworker was talking about adult beverages, and how much it takes to be intoxicated. She is apparently a lightweight. OTHER coworker said "You either can't hold your likker, or you fake it."

Coworker #1 had a hot date last night.

I said "We weren't talking about last night!"

Everyone laughed themselves off their chairs and left the room.

We love each other here.

I feel bad for our guy.... he gets to hear about Aunt Flo and BC pills... and he just smiles and nods. We don't deserve him.

 

[Orchid]

You're awesome sparkles.

 

[sparkles2307]

I've sucked Laree into my family tree.

Watch out, any one of you could be next!

 

[dacjohns]

I have Scandinavians and Celts in my tree.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Then I can probably suck you in too.... my trees are based 95% in Scotland/Ireland/Norway

 

[Orchid]

I'm part Irish.