Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

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u can smell them if they're preggers? weird...not that they uh, did the thing that got them preggers?

Oh god, I'm trying SO hard not to attract unwanted attention right now as I suffocate on my laughter and fall over in my chair (thank goodness it has arms)

 

[maple]

no arms...legs...or eyeballs!!!!

 

[pbjmaker]

It's like having very' toddlers in the house again. Trying to clean, sweep, mop etc. I put all the dog toys back in their basket and they are getting them out just as fast as I put them in. ARGGGGG! Plus they keep following me while I sweep and sniffing the "dirt pile" Maybe they lost something? Good thing they are leery of the steam mop (well except Tucker, he is fascinated)

Sigh and my husband wonders why it takes so long to clean the house.

I won't mention FB and BYC...

LOL I did not type very it was a different word that the forum must find objectionable.

 

[maple]

...and make sure not to mention oreo turkeys.

 

[sparkles2307]

OK really I have never associated asparagus with pee smells.... but now I am going to pay attention to see if I can smell it. Which means buying off-season asparagus for $1000000 a pound.

I can NOT be in the bathroom if the boys twinkle. OMG its so bad. They don't shut the door so I can smell it no matter what... I don't think I've ever known if someone was preggo by smell, but have any of ever seen a bull curl his lip up at a cow in heat? I'm gonna do that to the next preggo lady I see...

 

[maple]

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which one? u should have left it. was it friggon? cuz when a person quotes u then they can see the original word and have a good chuckle. lets see

 

[maple]

i did not

 

[pbjmaker]

Yes that was the word - I didn't take it out though - BYC did.

Two more stuffies back out of the basket and innocent faces all around.

 

[maple]

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which one? u should have left it. was it friggon? cuz when a person quotes u then they can see the original word and have a good chuckle. ***it was an expirement right here> lets see...u can't prove it! I did not get rid of the evidence!

 

[sparkles2307]

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as in "flippin' toddlers" ?