Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

My friend's requirements for my bridesmaid's dress.

1. aubergine (dark eggplant) color

2. short

3. one-shoulder (not a requirement, but something to look for)

4. layered-look (not a requirement, but something to look for)


I told her none of those looked good on a tall fat girl, so I was going to go throw up my breakfast and go run staduims.

 

[LarryPQ]

I kinda like this one. That way, instead of being a wallflower, I can be a lamp.

 

[sparkles2307]

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AND your head can be too big for your body if the model is any indication of how you'll look....

 

[Orchid]

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AND your head can be too big for your body if the model is any indication of how you'll look....

Here I thought I was the only person who ever noticed that. Have you ever looked at Vanna White's head?!

 

[Southernbelle]

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She looks like she has a smaller waist than my 11-year-old (who is painfully skinny at 63lbs).

 

[sparkles2307]

Not sure why it's bothering me so much but DH just asked me to get online and look at his bank account.

Fine, I realize youre prehistoric and don't know how to run a computer.

However, you need to remember your own passwords, I have too many to recall already between work and my own crap.

My heartrate is making me light headed I'm so mad at his stupid bank account! I think the thing that's making me most upset is they don't have a "forgot password" button. You have to actually email customer service and wait 24 hours for a response!

Hosers.

 

[LarryPQ]

Will it be tacky if I wear this?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Strapless-L...pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&var=&hash=item801108cc2f

 

[jbowyer01]

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AND your head can be too big for your body if the model is any indication of how you'll look....

She looks like the brunette version of a barbie doll. I call those kinds of models lollipop heads.

 

[mclevinson]

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I'll be right there. Green or red?

 

[jbowyer01]

Hey Laree this would look cute http://www.jjshouse.com/a-line-prin...ridesmaid-dress-with-ruffle-(007001816)-g1816