Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[mclevinson]

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It'd be tempting but we are self employed. I never get mad enough to shred my own nose to spite my face.

Good girl, have a cookie.

(scarfs cookie) Yum was that walnuts?

 

[AK Michelle]

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Wow, how'd it turn out?

 

[mclevinson]

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It'd be tempting but we are self employed. I never get mad enough to shred my own nose to spite my face.

Ok, I'd make photocopies of the data first, then shred the copies and tell him to grow up, stop with the bull-pucky on FB and until he does, shred city. Then hide the originals.

But see, I am evil and mean with a cold, filthy black heart.

I loves you, Blackheart.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Laree's new name: Limpy Heckle

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Wow, how'd it turn out?

She's in a coma resulting from excessive gustatory pleasure, she can't answer.

 

[AK Michelle]

Dear OW Peeps,

The birds are in the barn but we still have pens, runs and roosts to finish up, we've decided to do a small quiet legal ceremony this year AND the big fun wedding next year, I fielded about 50-some-odd phone callse yesterday and helped about a half-dozen or so walk ins (slow day) and my puppy is getting big, quick

Love and hugs,
M

PS: Yes Buffy, the vows will include a clause covering guests getting priority in the hot tub. Would you like wine with that?

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Me too!!! They can't figure out how to change the roos so they don't bother the hens. I say, FREEZER CAMP. Breaks my heart to see a hen with a raw back. That just sucks!

We have ONE hen who has to wear a saddle. But it's her, she loses feathers if you look at her cross eyed. She does NOT get to have her own eggs hatch, but she's just such an EXCELLENT broody and will raise chicks no matter what, we keep her - she's the one if we get random chicks for some odd reason without a broody, put them in a brooder, put her next to it overnight, by AM, she's pacing back and forth to be with "her" babies, open the brooder, she's in and sitting on chicks in seconds purring her fool head off. But yeah, she looks a horrible mess if she is without a saddle because the feathers just come off then she gets all scratched up on her back.

But since she's not passing her crappy genes on, I don't feel the need to send her to freezer camp. So she has to wear a saddle.

The others? There may be a few missing feathers from time to time, but nothing ever bad enough to need a saddle.

 

[sparkles2307]

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So much better than running

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yay Michelle!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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YAY all the way around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!