Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Yeah I'm sparkling today all right.

Shooting people with flaming daggers of death doesn't really count as sparkling. Entertaining, sure.

I have about a million and ten inappropriate things to say in regards to sparkling, but that's more because my MIL has Rufus Wainwright on.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Several of the kids are allergic to something with Oxy-clean, so can't do that. I tried extra washing powder with the load, and meh. The stains are lighter, but not gone. I don't have a soak cycle, washer is front load.

I'll try the toothbrush and Dawn.

Thanks!!!

Oxyclean burns my skin and makes it crack and bleed. I only use it on necessary stains in small patches. Being married once to a diesel mechanic and now to a cow farmer you meet some very interesting stains.

If it was ONLY me, I'd go try Oxy-clean. But I don't really feel like dealing with a 6 y/o who if there is Oxy-clean on anything in the wash with her pants, she will have a burned hooha and thus the dr appt which makes me feel like the worst parent put on the face of the earth and wanting to call CPS on myself.

So I'm going to try the Dawn when I get around to doing laundry.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Parson's Wife :

....shhhh...don't want to cause pandemonium or anything....but.......


.............IT'S FRIDAY!!!

is right!

We made your peanut brittle last night and it WORKED!!!!! It was soooooooooo yummy also!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!​

 

[sparkles2307]

OK, she 4got the recipe. I have to go dig my old poodle skirt out from Halloween 12 years ago anyways so while I'm @ her house I'll get the recipe. I may even get to use her computer and post it tomorrow.

 

[sparkles2307]

new favorite expression:

"it's as ________(insert suitable adjective here) as homemade sin"

Courtesy of my Grandmother. I ♥ this.

 

[AK Michelle]

My coworker who was on vacation just handed me a shirt she bought for me.

It's purple with chickens on it. It says "Little cocks make me giggle"

I laughed till I cried. It's purrfect!

 

[sparkles2307]

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That's so great lol!

 

[jbowyer01]

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Thats adorable LOL! Picture please!

 

[sparkles2307]

I'm really unimpressed with the fact that I turned 27 and got chin hairs. WTH is up with that!?! And if I pluck them I break out. Its like my body hates me.

 

[sparkles2307]

would gladly sell a body part for fresh brick-oven pizza right now

I have a good crust recipe...but no brick oven. what if I put a pizza stone in the coals of a bonfire?