Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[LarryPQ]

NIfty needs to give me a "1st Responder" badge or something. I spend a lot of time helping out the "unanswered posts" people.

I'd probably people get in less trouble if I had a "Might be kidding" badge too.

 

[sparkles2307]

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lol!

 

[sparkles2307]

So I was out for drinks a couple of weeks agow ith my darling neighbor and some friends of hers from the lake.

I sat across the table from one of the friends, and she was busy texting every few minutes. I noticed taht every time the screen lit up it was the name of my neighbor's hubby. But the friend wasnt talking about it. She would smile to herself and text back and that was it.

Others at the table kept asking "oh is that so-and-so!? what is she up to!?" and the "friend" would say "Oh she's fine..." or something equally vague... but not once did she say "oh no it's X's hubby I'm talking to."

WTH?

 

[LarryPQ]

She's being a bad hennypenny.

 

[Orchid]

Yeah....that's not so good.

 

[LarryPQ]

Does anyone here know how to make the peppermint candies that are melt-aways? Not like chocolate-melty, and not like hard peppermint candies, but the ones that are hardish until you bite them? They just discintegrate when you get water on them?

 

[Orchid]

DS#1 called me all in an uproar over DS#2 and his behaviour on the bus. Apparently one of his friends dared him to stick a pencil in the exposed buttcrack of one his archnemisis on the bus, a girl we'll call A. A then proceeded to punch DS#2 in the arm. I know this girl is a real brat, and I know her buttcrack shouldn't be hanging out in the wind, but I also know we are going to have to punish him for this.

I'd like to not be an adult now, please.

 

[Orchid]

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Like buttermints?

 

[LarryPQ]

It's sexual harassment, no matter what the age. Schools dont mess around with that AT ALL.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Like buttermints?

Haha. You said "butt"!

..and yes.