Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

Random thoughts:

So the toddler has a wicked case of swamp-@$$. Best cure is to let him freeball it for a day or so. Would it be wrong to stay home for said occasion? Can I email the boss and say, "I cant come in, the baby is nekkid" ?

I could telecommutte, but who am I kidding? I wont be working much.

 

[scbatz33]

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She is so fired! I'm calling my boss(the cow) and ratting her out right now!

oh and for those of you who understand......

SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moo!

And watch your mouth, young lady!

nanny nanny boo boo....whatchya gonna do about it? Huh? you are allllllllllllllll the way in TN!

 

[scbatz33]

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hmmmmmmmmmmm propbably wouldn't go the "nekkid" angle. Boss might just tell you to put some clothes on.

Which reminds me, DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!! Here Mr Bossman, don't believe me? Look at .......THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LarryPQ]

Once the baby got into the office & besmirtched my fax machine. Here is a pic of the re-enactment...dont worry, those are just potatoes.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/36979_img_5318.jpg

 

[scbatz33]

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WHY? Why? I mean Why?

 

[scbatz33]

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The baby climbed on top of the printer - which was on the floor - and then pooped! I'm laughing so hard I've had to fix almost every word for typos!!!!!!!!

 

[LarryPQ]

I wig him out. He leaves me alone. It is a good relationship.


ETA: he sends my "I cant come into work because the baby is ______" emails to his daughter, who is a sophmore in college. He says my honesty is a great arguement for abstinence.

 

[scbatz33]

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I'd have to agree. If I'd only been more exposed to the gross stuff I may have NEVER had kids! We routinely force my 17 yr old daughter to help my SIL with her 9, 5 and her two 2 yr old twins. It's birth control of the highest order!

 

[scbatz33]

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Gone baby gone. I took it when you twitching and whatever it is you said you do because you're the ADHD Queen.

I'm more ADD. not much H at all! And I found them