Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Ugh Laree, your day sucks worse than mine. ALL THE COFFEE? The nerve of them.

Have a DR appt today....gonna leave he11, er, uh, I mean work, in a half hour. Figure i'll be gone a couple hourse, lunch plus an hour of PTO (pft).....dr is right by mcdonalds, so I am going to get a caramel sundae, lots of those horrible (read: yummy) french fries and something else delicious.

Can't wait for the weekend. Did 23 quotes here yesterday (about twice a normal day) and my people are still complaining loudly about not having their stuff back yet. Too much work. Cannot compute.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Hey, we welcome newbies, as long as they wear generous coats of lip balm and slave unhappily over desks piled with useless papers (Mapes & Dacs excepted).

I did 40 minutes on the exercise bike this morning - I'm a pound down since a few days ago. Buffness on the horizon!

 

[LarryPQ]

g quietly ponders why her ex screwed her door shut if she can't walk? Where's she gonna go?

Exactly.



Did everyone hear they changed the signs of the zodiac? I am now a Picies instead of an Aries! TOTALLY not true.

AND they added another sign, Ophiuchus.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.​

 

[wegotchickens]

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Exactly.



Did everyone hear they changed the signs of the zodiac? I am now a Picies instead of an Aries! TOTALLY not true.

AND they added another sign, Ophiuchus.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

I am a Taurus. I will always be a Taurus. And since I'm a Taurus, I can accurately identify this new horrorscope business as a pile of stinking bullsnot.


ETA Sorry about your MIL, Larree. I think she might've married an ex of my aunt's

 

[NellaBean]

There are a lot of people with tattoos of their signs of the zodiac who are very angry right now.

 

[wegotchickens]

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But only the sober ones.....

 

[LarryPQ]

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Best observation, ever.

 

[NellaBean]

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Best observation, ever.

When I told my coworkers that the signs of the zodiac changed, the first thing that happened was one girl ran over and said WHAT ABOUT MY LEO TATTOO and another girl ran over and said BUT I HAVE CANCER ON MY BACK.

We then consoled her. Because we are mean like that.

 

[LarryPQ]

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Laree, what a giagantic MESS! And the part about your MIL is bad too.