Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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Sing it Girl! You're right! It's spelled Orfington.

And on that note, I am going to bed. I have to work tonight. You kids stay out of trouble......don't get banned today.

 

[maple]

I'm showered no thanks to you.

 

[maple]

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Sing it Girl! You're right! It's spelled Orfington.

And on that note, I am going to bed. I have to work tonight. You kids stay out of trouble......don't get banned today.

There's trouble? Where?

 

[scbatz33]

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And on that note, I am going to bed. I have to work tonight. You kids stay out of trouble......don't get banned today.

There's trouble? Where?

Little China

 

[maple]

whew...i'm little gretchen.

 

[maple]

Suppose i got to go to the end of the drive or the bus will take off with Ava again and I'll have to chase it.

 

[NellaBean]

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OH really? See, for the last few months, I've had this discharge........

Just kidding, ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. We actually had this whole hysterical conversation in my office the other day about chocolate chip cookies and romps in the hay.....being akin to romping on the beach. Never know where those cookies crumbs might get lodged, you know? Can you imagine going to the doctor and after scooting down...no no, a little more....little more.....liiiiiiiittle more....the doctor says "hmmmmmm, that almost looks like a chocolate chip......"

 

[jbowyer01]

NellaBean you have no idea the stories I get to hear for example one patient was diagnosed with GC (just incase ya didnt know thats an std). She wanted to know how we knew she had it, we explained when we did her pap she was tested. She then asked you mean when you brushed my cervix? well yes and your partner needs to be treated to...her exact words..................you mean he has a cervix too? Some days the wall isnt hard enough for me to bang my head against.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Beaner, we are kindred souls. I had to do the purse search while driving. DH said, "I can help you find whatever it is you're looking for..." I said, No you can't. You don't know what it feels like and I don't want you to lose a hand in there."

I've always been this way. In grade school they had a contest where they'd call out some random things and see if you had it in your purse or pocket. For each item you got a tootsie roll or some other bit of candy. I had everything. The teachers finally started saying, "Does anyone besides Lori have ____?" and when they didn't, I would get the candy. I had a huge pile of candy when we were done but no one knew exactly how much because it all went into storage. I had candy for months after that. Some of the items were commonplace like rubber bands, coins, and paper clips. But I also had bits of chain, a toy horse (Breyer foal), a clay pot (from my dollhouse), marbles, jacks, a rubber ball, pens in 3 or 4 different colors of ink, bandaids AND ointment, an ACE bandage, a pretty rock, a leaf, a chunk of wood, a seashell...

I'm a mobile hoarder. Or VERY well prepared for an emergency.

 

[wegotchickens]

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you've reminded me that I have yet to have my girls squished to the point of bruising between 2 slabs of ice cold glass. ack.