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DH finally noticed the chicken hoarder episode. He was disappointed that I already knew all about it. And even more disappointed when I casually listed all the reasons I am not a hoarder. Hello? Do adult chickens LIVE IN THE HOUSE? No. DO I SELL THEM? Why yes, yes I do.
At the show I got my asking price for ALL the birds I sold except one last silkie chick.
DH was trying to make me put a 'buy them all' deal together and I said, "No!" I had already told him I'd take them home before I'd cut my price on any d'Uccles. So I was pretty smug when every one of them sold for my price.
And do you have a foot of poo on your floor? No. Do you have carcasses laying about and under your pile of clothes and other personal belongings? No. Do bunnies live in you wall? I think not.
Nope to the poo, although it's getting a tad deep in the coop
Carcasses? No, we're very careful to hide the bodies
But we do have bunnies. Dust bunnies. And they are cannibals and eat one other and grow and grow until we think we have an extra cat. At which point DH goes all OCD ballistic and freaks out over how come I never vacuum and I tell him I like the bunnies they make me laugh!
And then I put fingerprints on his glasses and tell him the bunnies all went away. It doesn't work, but it slows him down when he has to polish his lgasses....
