Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

Box 'o' chickens? Is that like a bucket o' chicken?

 

[Orchid]

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Ouch!

 

[wegotchickens]

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He's a guy, what do you expect?

I think the next go-round I'll find a gay masseuse. That's the best of everything - and he'd be more interested in my clothes.

Then again, if you keep focusing on those rock hard abs, he might be into playing 'lets pretend'.

Do some stretches, Buffy.

 

[Orchid]

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Now there's a thought!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Only if the bucket has a lid to trap them inside....

 

[wegotchickens]

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Ouch!

Yes. At the moment it sucks to be me....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Orchy: falls up stairs, stubs toes
Lori: chokes on chocolate nut butter
Dacs: needs to be taken to the vet
Buff: needs traction
Nells: needs medication that allows "other medications"
Bowwow: needs ibuprofen and a nostril transplant

Okay, who else needs to be on Sick Bay?

 

[wegotchickens]

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g~ heart related

 

[Buff Hooligans]

No, G is our poster child for successful survivors of heart ailments. She's not on sick bay anymore. [knocks on wood and crosses fingers...]

Okay, the Page 1 intro page of Office Work thread has just been updated.

 

[maple]

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I started my woman thang and my leg/hip hurts real bad and my dr. thinks I have endometriosis but she can't do anything for it because my heart dr. says no, too risky. Plus I'm reeeally crampy.
My herniated discs in my neck are on fire and the pain pill my dr. gave me doesn't touch it.
I keep choking on my food and my dr. wants to check me for Barretts disease since my sis was just diagnosed and my dad always choked and so does my mom and 2 out of 3 sisters choke.
And I have a bruised under my thumb pad. Don't know how I did that? Maybe when I was pounding frozen ice in the coop from the mishap with the broken waterer the other day?

Does that count?