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and leather chaps and thong.
I have leather chaps, but they just go from boot to knee. My other ones, the kind certain filthy-minded individuals like Mapes is thinking of, ummm.... shrunk and split the zipper. Darn shrinking suede.
Never mind about the thong. I tried them. Wedgie-City. No more. Now I have granny underpinnings and they are just fine thank you very much!
A long time ago...before I was married...so just over 10 years ago...that's a long time, no? Well, my sister who lives in Chicago brought me to the Market Day Parade. Those kind of chaps...will be forever burned into my brain. There were some really handsome gays and then there were the big fat scary ones wearing dresses. But all in all...it was better than watching reality tv.