- Apr 28, 2010
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Whew...good thing you added the p.s.
Ok, so I was gonna come back here and boast how something was on sale at the store AND I actually used coupons on top of that. I was feeling the rush and the buzz I see the people from the "Extreme Couponing" show get.
Then I came home and bit it carrying my groceries in...my left bum took the brunt of the fall. Then my rooster attacked me while I was feeding them so I had to put him in his place, I may have a mark from that scuffle...let me see...g pulls down pants and checks.............wait, are my undies on right? Is that why they've been riding me all day? Ok...never mind...it's good. Yeah, the roo made a mark. Where was I? Oh yeah, so then Molly the beast dog, busted into the coop while I was working in there, sending everyone into a frenzied panic, so I had to yell at her but it doesn't do any good. She gave up on chasing and decided to eat frozen terds instead...but this time she was in the run because she chased them out the pop door and I stuck my head out the pop door to grab her collar. Stupid dog. Then I come in and put the groceries away and step in something wet and realize the little morkie dog I'm watching for a friend relieved herself in front of my fridge and I'm standing in it with my big warm cozy socks...grumble grumble....Then I come in here and as I'm typing this I smell something stinky and the lil dog is eating cat poop and Molly snuck upstairs and gobbled down the cat food I just bought and fed the cats AND the stinky lil dog's food too, that's in my daughters room. Why didn't the lil dog eat her food while I was gone and she had plenty of time to do so? I don't know...to be annoying and eat cat poop instead.
Ok, so I was gonna come back here and boast how something was on sale at the store AND I actually used coupons on top of that. I was feeling the rush and the buzz I see the people from the "Extreme Couponing" show get.
Then I came home and bit it carrying my groceries in...my left bum took the brunt of the fall. Then my rooster attacked me while I was feeding them so I had to put him in his place, I may have a mark from that scuffle...let me see...g pulls down pants and checks.............wait, are my undies on right? Is that why they've been riding me all day? Ok...never mind...it's good. Yeah, the roo made a mark. Where was I? Oh yeah, so then Molly the beast dog, busted into the coop while I was working in there, sending everyone into a frenzied panic, so I had to yell at her but it doesn't do any good. She gave up on chasing and decided to eat frozen terds instead...but this time she was in the run because she chased them out the pop door and I stuck my head out the pop door to grab her collar. Stupid dog. Then I come in and put the groceries away and step in something wet and realize the little morkie dog I'm watching for a friend relieved herself in front of my fridge and I'm standing in it with my big warm cozy socks...grumble grumble....Then I come in here and as I'm typing this I smell something stinky and the lil dog is eating cat poop and Molly snuck upstairs and gobbled down the cat food I just bought and fed the cats AND the stinky lil dog's food too, that's in my daughters room. Why didn't the lil dog eat her food while I was gone and she had plenty of time to do so? I don't know...to be annoying and eat cat poop instead.
