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[thinking of getting the ol' tubes triple-tied even though I've been blessed with a man with a V from heaven, just in case]
 
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Remember those old Batman shows? When Robin was put on a conveyor belt leading towards a Skilsaw, feet first? If Batman hadn't always rescued him, a minute later is how I imagine childbirth to be. (CBC, Childless by Choice, or shall I say intense fear)

Close - throw in getting a sledge hammer to the groin and you're about there

And yet I still wish I'd experienced it more often <sigh>

I'd pick childbirth over tattoo. Say what you want about the pen look, but its a clever disguise for multiple needles and my brain knows that. The only needle I ever welcomed had an epidural attached to it....
 
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Oh, I'd never expect you to bring a brain. It might be too heavy for you to lift.

And, Robin is a putz. If I was Batman, I'd have ditched the little useless moocher.
 
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You should definitely paste up a flyer at the place that boards your horses!
And offer to post one for their place at yours since they're being nice about working with you.

But they are in PA. I don't think it's cost effective for folks to drive from Harrisburg to Lexington - even if it IS a great deal on a saddle

Oh! I was wondering why you didn't have them in your fields instead!

Batty (irony) you can't ditch Robin. He's family. You know, like the weird cousin you don't much like but can't get rid of?

Nose in gear, yes....
 
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Close - throw in getting a sledge hammer to the groin and you're about there

And yet I still wish I'd experienced it more often <sigh>

I'd pick childbirth over tattoo. Say what you want about the pen look, but its a clever disguise for multiple needles and my brain knows that. The only needle I ever welcomed had an epidural attached to it....

ahhhhhhhh epiduraaaaaaal
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only good part of pregnancy. Oh no wait, not having Aunt Sally-Flo show up for 9 months totally ROCKED!

And the epidural only took on the first one. With my son I felt EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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And yet I still wish I'd experienced it more often <sigh>

I'd pick childbirth over tattoo. Say what you want about the pen look, but its a clever disguise for multiple needles and my brain knows that. The only needle I ever welcomed had an epidural attached to it....

ahhhhhhhh epiduraaaaaaal
love.gif
only good part of pregnancy. Oh no wait, not having Aunt Sally-Flo show up for 9 months totally ROCKED!

And the epidural only took on the first one. With my son I felt EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 2nd wanted to walk out (breech) so I had to have a C-section.
And on the first, despite the epidural, I still felt like heck. I mean, they can take away pain but they can't take away the stress of a basketball coming through a golfball-sized opening.
 
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Wanna see typos? These folks wanted me to let them handle my financial business.........I did not change anything on this form. And, the second one was as bad as this one.


BUSINESS LOAN APPLICATION
UNSECURE LOAN & LINES OF CREDIT
(Please Print Legibly or Typed Fill In)
Fax: 310-218-0489

BUSINESS INFORMATION

AMOUNT REQUESTED: $ PURPOSE OF FUNDS:
FULL NAME: % OF OWNERSHIP
BUSINESS JOB TITLE: TIME IN POSITION:
FULL LEGAL NAME OF BUSINESS:



ADDRESS, CITY STATE, AND ZIP CODE:

BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER:
BUSINESS FAX NUMBER:
E-MAIL ADDRESS OF BUSINESS:
WEB ADDRESS OF BUSINESS:
DESCRIPTION OF BUSINESS SERVICE:
AGE OF BUSINESS: NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES:
BUSINESS TAX ID NUMBER:
INCORPORATOIN YEAR: STATE OF INCORPORATION:
AVERAGE BUSINESS CHECKING BALANCE:
NAME OF BUSNIESS BANK:
ADDRESS, CITY STATE, AND ZIP CODE:

BANK ROUTING NUMBER: CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBER:
TOTAL BUSINESS DEBT: MONTHLY PAYMENTS:
Dun and BradSteet Number ________________________________ ESTIMATED Pay dex Score ____________
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BUSINESS INFORMATION CONTINUED

GROSS ANNUAL SALES: $ GROSS PROFIT: $
TERMS OF LOAN: PAYMENT DATE:
OUTSTANDING SBA LOANS: YES NO
BANKS AND AMOUNTS:

OUTSTANIDNG JUDMENTS
/LIENS: YES NO
PAYABLE TO:

PERSONAL INFORMATION
FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS, CITY STATE, AND ZIP CODE:

NO OF YEARS AT ADDRESS NO. OF MONTHS AT ADDRESS
MONTHLY HOUSING OR MORTGAGE PAYMENT:
OWN RENT NAME OF MORTGAGE HOLDER:
IF YOU OWN YOUR HOME, PURCHASE PRICE:
FAIR MARKET VALUE OF HOME NOW:
PREVIOUS ADDRESS IF LESS THAN 2 YEARS:

NO OF YEAR AT ADDRESS NO OF MONTHS AT THIS ADDRESS
HOME PHONE NUMBER: CELL PHONE NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH: ISSUE/EXPIRATION DATE:
SSN NUMBER: STATE SSN NUMBER ISSUED:
DRIVER’S LICENSE NUMBER/STATE OF ISSUE:
EXPIRATION DATE: ISSUE DATE:
MARITAL STATUS: CITIZENSHIP:
SPOUSE FULL NAME:
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PERSONAL INFORMATION CONTINUED
CITY/STATE OR COUNTY OF BIRTH:
ETHIC BACKGROUND: MOTHER’S MAIDEN NAME:
NAME & PHONE NUMBER OF A RELATIVE OR FRIEND:
EMPLOYER:
EMPLOYER’S ADDRESS/Phone Number:
CURRENT POSITION:
GROSS MONTHLY INCOME: $ GROSS ANNUAL INCOME: $
PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT:
ADDITIONAL YEARLY INCOME:
NO OF YEARS WITH EMPLOYER:

SCHEDULE OF REAL ESTAE OWNED: (If additional properties are owned use continuation sheet.)
Property Address
(Enter S if sold, PS if pending sale, or R if rental being held for income) Type of Property Present Market Value Amount of Mortgage/Liens Gross Rental Income Mortgage Payments Insurance Maintenance, Taxes and Misc. Net Rental Income







Signature Date

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I've heard that kidney stones are as close as a man can get to the experience, except at the end its the man crying instead of an infant.
 
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Well, PC. First there is ALOT of alcohol. Then 9 months later give or take, there is a lot of screaming, stretching and fliud. followed by 18 years of pain and torment.
 
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The last exiting part of the human infant is equipped with one of those "Men in Black" gadgets that flash and make your body forget the barbarism it just experienced. Thus explains the second and third child. The fourth child is just the result of stupidity. I can say that because I'm a fourth child.
 
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