Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

Remember in the olden days our mothers told us girls to carry a hatpin to stave off would-be attackers.
I can't believe how dumb that idea was. Like a hatpin would stop someone.

Gotta switch offices now, I'll be back soon.

 

[Orchid]

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Probably not. It would defeat the purpose if the angel caused a wreck while trying to warn you about one....

My music is usually so loud that I wouldn't notice anything else.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Non-chicken people can be fun????

(Why am I so cynical today? I feel fine, honest. Tt just comes out when I type...)

 

[Orchid]

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It would if you stabbed them in the jugular, or the eyeball, or shoved it up their nose.

That's right, don't mess with me. I have wicked hatpin skillz.

 

[maple]

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Yes, or the title of the book you're currently reading along with a brief summary type of book report.

Sometimes it's fun to just post 'Bleh' and see who notices.

I'd prefer not to know about your morning constitutional, or any other potty-related issues. I tend to avoid those. I got chewed out by a guy for posting TMI after a coffee comment, but he later apologized.

You are soo talking about my current one, aren't you?

 

[maple]

What's this hatpin you speak of?

 

[Orchid]

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http://www.amazon.com/elope-Madhatter-Hat-Pin-Set/dp/B003H7D7PI

 

[maple]

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Non-chicken people can be fun????

(Why am I so cynical today? I feel fine, honest. Tt just comes out when I type...)

What do you mean just today?

If Nelly was here to share in her misery and hatefullness it'd make you feel better about yourself.

Ok, everyone say something Nelly-ish....


....ok, I'm having a hard time thinking of something that hateful.

Wait wait....um, ok...Let's see: Ok, I'd like to give all my co-workers wedgies, set my rooster on attack mode on them and leave them in the snow to get frostbit parts that fall off all while drinking something as strong as gasoline from the packy.

Huh? I don't have any co-workers? Ok, then let it pertain to the divorce lawyers and judges. There, how was that?

 

[maple]

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http://www.amazon.com/elope-Madhatter-Hat-Pin-Set/dp/B003H7D7PI

Wait, didn't Sharon Stone use one of those in that one scene in the Fatal Attraction movie?

 

[Orchid]

That was an icepick. Same idea, but larger.