Office Work.......

[jbowyer01]

I want some guineas but DH saw them at the show in newnan and said Absolutely Freaking NOT! in a very firm manner.

 

[maple]

doh! Poor unsuspecting infected women.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Tick control! Very very good tick control!

That and the entertainment value when they are dumb as sticks. Like the jumbo male who was wooing a hen, only a bantam Cochin hen thought he was attractive as all get out, bounced towards him going "Oh you sexy boy..." which lead to the jumbo male (who is 5x the size of a bantam Cochin hen) screaming in danger/panic/terror and running/flying the other direction. Which set off every other guinea.

 

[jbowyer01]

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My kids call my bunny Monty from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He slaps at you and growls.

 

[maple]

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or yucky bacteria?????

Quit callin me names. I'm not a fun guy, I'm a fun girl!

 

[Orchid]

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or yucky bacteria?????


The speech:

Hello can I speak to ------
Hi ------ This is Jennifer from Dr. Schauflers office. I have the results of your affirm. It shows that you have a bacteria in your vagina. Its a natural occurring bacteria but we need to call in a prescription for you, what pharmacy do you use blah blah blah blah.


The interesting ones are the ones with gonorrheal or chlamydia, some of them actually start hitting their significant other and yelling at them while your on the phone.

*snort*

I think I want that part of your job!

 

[maple]

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My kids call my bunny Monty from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He slaps at you and growls.

looove the fighting scene...where he looses all his limbs and wants to bite his fo.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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or yucky bacteria?????


The speech:

Hello can I speak to ------
Hi ------ This is Jennifer from Dr. Schauflers office. I have the results of your affirm. It shows that you have a bacteria in your vagina. Its a natural occurring bacteria but we need to call in a prescription for you, what pharmacy do you use blah blah blah blah.


The interesting ones are the ones with gonorrheal or chlamydia, some of them actually start hitting their significant other and yelling at them while your on the phone.

*snort*

I think I want that part of your job!

Hehehe, I used to work next to the state department that handled the STD issues. Yup, got to hear all about those calls. Dang, I miss those days.

 

[wegotchickens]

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When DH saw his first guineas he thought they were very cool, and asked me if I was ever going to hatch any. Then it shrieked at him. As he quickly backed away from the cage he said, "We are NOT having ANY of those EVER!"

I plan to hatch some later this spring, let them grow big enough to make him worry, as well as ask, "That's not a chicken. Is it?"
Then I will give them to the guy I got the eggs from. Good fun will be had by all (except DH).




Dude just had to ask for help. I saved his bacon. Never get snotty with the chick that sets up your online exams....

 

[maple]

wooo...that coffee just kicked my digestive tract into high gear. Good thing I don't have a significant other cuz my horrorsope

said today was supposed to be a good playful day with my significant other. ...and the dog didn't mind.