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oh no sister! You got the cool gun and the cool costume in the last show. I get to be the lead in this one. I'm Mike Meyers, You're Madonna in the middle
 
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oh no sister! You got the cool gun and the cool costume in the last show. I get to be the lead in this one. I'm Mike Meyers, You're Madonna in the middle

Ack. The feather boas, leopard print underpinnings and guns run! [thinking quick how to join]
 
Laree! You are even more brilliant than we suspected. I remember you saying that before though. Just never appreciated the True Billiance of your scheme. (Just remember to chew peppermint gum as you return and you'll fit the pic)

The only other people who use the gym either work for different companies in our building, or my underling Esther, who really only speaks Russian. Unless she likes you. She sorta puts up with me, and we have an understanding. I say nothing about her being on the phone all the time, yelling in Russian, and she says nothng about my BYC obsession. I let her leave when she needs to, and she never comments on my 20-minute ciggy breaks (1 minute to get upstairs, 1 minute to change, 15 minutes to exercise, 1 minute to change, 2 minutes to get downstairs).​
 
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oh no sister! You got the cool gun and the cool costume in the last show. I get to be the lead in this one. I'm Mike Meyers, You're Madonna in the middle

I suppose fair is fair.
 
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The only other people who use the gym either work for different companies in our building, or my underling Esther, who really only speaks Russian. Unless she likes you. She sorta puts up with me, and we have an understanding. I say nothing about her being on the phone all the time, yelling in Russian, and she says nothng about my BYC obsession. I let her leave when she needs to, and she never comments on my 20-minute ciggy breaks (1 minute to get upstairs, 1 minute to change, 15 minutes to exercise, 1 minute to change, 2 minutes to get downstairs).

Hey why don't you have her take out tinkle girl........surely she knows "someone"
 
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oh no sister! You got the cool gun and the cool costume in the last show. I get to be the lead in this one. I'm Mike Meyers, You're Madonna in the middle

I suppose fair is fair.

well actually buff wants to be madonna - that means you have to be roseanne
 
Hey why don't you have her take out tinkle girl........surely she knows "someone"

I am sure she would, if I asked. But "Favors" always come with a price.

I actually have a letter to her on my little Crankypants website. It is only half-hearted though. I actually like Esther quite a bit.​
 
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Oh the irony - filling your lungs with smoke vs. filling your lungs with sweaty dank mildew-ridden locker room air.
 
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I am sure she would, if I asked. But "Favors" always come with a price.

I actually have a letter to her on my little Crankypants website. It is only half-hearted though. I actually like Esther quite a bit.

I once worked with a beautiful Ukrainian woman - I was learning Russian from her until she was invited to leave her employment. (She was rather opinionated as to the competence of her bosses.)

Um, not like me...
 
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I made them install hand-sanitizer stations and sanitary wipes up there. I had community MRSA pop up again (a while back) and threatened to show them my pus. The building also started cleaning it reguluarly.
 
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