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Wow. Pigs are like lightbulbs. Screwed and then unscrewed.....
I always wondered how it gets in there...I've never seen a pig swing round like a helicopter or something...it's one heck of a visual, I know........of course there's the whole, how does he pick all that up and mount her anyways? pigs are not small. maybe they "spoon"?
Maybe they read the pig version of the Kama Sutra?
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Hrrmmm... My standards are time away from children and DH nearby.
ummm, no kids and near by husbands is how you get kids! duh!
BTDT. Doesn't mean I have learned from it. However, it will remain that only ONE kid is from a lunch time hook up. Hey, he'd literally JUST gotten home from being deployed, I think it's an accepted reason.
Algae, you have 8 kids and 2 more on the way. Either somebody already bushwhacked your cushion or your standards mean something completely different than mine.