Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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Yeah, but you know he lives in his momma's basement. Yeah, he may have paid for the house, but there's a reason he's kissing the money and not a girlfriend

 

[scbatz33]

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good luck to him. It would be cool!


ANd OMG, I have my own TG in here. The crazy lady who makes me want to put ice picks in my eyeballs is back!

 

[Southernbelle]

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good luck to him. It would be cool!


ANd OMG, I have my own TG in here. The crazy lady who makes me want to put ice picks in my eyeballs is back!

Please let her buy $1000 worth of tack.

 

[sparkles2307]

I'm semi-moved in... no headset for the phone, which means that after 4 months on a company cell phone with blue tooth I am re-learnign how to type and hold the phone in the crook of my neck. I love my windows, I have an entire wall of windows!

After I spent 20 minutes under my desk, feeding cords from up top and bonking my head I finally got the PC hooked up (the IT guys were too good for that) and turned it on. Just as I typed in my pwd one of the super's came in and said "um, you KNOW you're not supposed to have that on the floor, RIGHT?!" yeah, apparently they want it to be easier for the custodians to vacuum....so our PCs need to be on the desks....I;m leaving it, they dont vacuum anyway and its a big old thing that takes up too much room so poo on them.

All in all my Friday isnt so bad. I even took DH out to lunch to appologize for kicking him out at the curb with a cuss word this morning. He said that the 2 guys he works with are still drunk from last night, and driving forklifts, so he found something to do far, far away.

The same man who told me I am not allowed to hatch any more babies just texted me to gleefully tell me that he found BO babies for sale in fargo and can he please please have them.... boys....

 

[LarryPQ]

Sparkles: sounds like a good friday after all!

Today my company is having the "Mid-year Update on Company Status" lunch. TinkleGirl was ASTOUNDED I was not attending.

"It is required! YOu have to go!!"

Umm...actually I don't. They cannot REQUIRE me to do anything during my lunch hour--especially if they are only feeding me unhealthy-ace pizza from a crappy pizza joint. Also, since I am the MOFO who produces the financial statements, AND am the backup for payroll, I actually have a better idea of what is going on in our 30+ offices, who is getting laid off when, and how much money we are bleeding.

Seriously, I don't need a gloom and doom peptalk today. Really.

 

[LarryPQ]

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[Buff Hooligans]

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I'm there! I don't know how to sew yo-yos, so if you teach me, I can add this to my stellar resume.

 

[sparkles2307]

I love when a kid (I knwo technically I'm a kid myself) 5 years younger than me calls and gets all high-handed with me because he "knows about these things" when you can tell just by his voice that hes stoned....

 

[LarryPQ]

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I love google.

 

[LarryPQ]

Your tax dollars at work...