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Not working today.
Off to get the daughter from camp.
In about 2 hours you ought to hear the blood-curdling screams as she sees her room...








My Princess Bride quote of the day:
"There, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
 
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How'd the room reveal go?

Hi Dacs - you are a man who likes bugs and goes to church every Sunday. That's a geeky religious guy if I ever saw one. (Oops... I like bugs and go to church every Sunday..
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(I saw a Huntsman's spider and a katydid while I was ripping out a huge strawberry bed yesterday... woohoo!)
 
Happy Thursday.

Last night my BIL came over for supper, which was fine, I like havign him and his daughter over since they live in CA and arent here much. But, DH basically told me that "we're having company. clean the house." um, come again? So I told him he had to help and he said "I did, I took out the trash." whatever! Then he pretended to care by asking what I needed him to do, and since I was already mixing up the burger I said "load the dishwasher." he replied "ok, I'll be right back to do that." then, about 3 minutes later, I realized he was out on the lawn mower....mowing the grass that he cut the night before! That man, I swear...
 
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I've read that men care very deeply about what their women need them to do. It's just that men assign their own value & priority to said task.
Wife rated task: 10 out of 10. Same task to men: .4 out of ten.

So it's not like they don't care to help. It's just that they are mentally handicapped.
 
Oh theres something mentally wrong alright! I dont like having company on weeknights because then we're up late and I have to be up at 5 for work, but I can make an exception for his brother, very glady. But dont ditch me on dishes, refuse to help with the Comanche Children all night, keep us all up till 11, sit on ur butt and order a bowl of ice cream when I wasnt anywhere NEAR the kitchen, and then crawl into bed and try getting friendly! I'm actually laughing about it, it made for an awesome story this morning for the girls to laugh at, but really I think he's damaged!
 
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In your dreams.

See, now I've seen the movie once or twice But I have no idea which character that is - is that the Andre the Giant guy?

Also, I can't quote it. Now, J loves that movie, he can quote it word for word! LOL!!
 
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Oh, he'll get over it. Men are not long term thinkers that way. Case in point......I'm having major cramps - last night had to send J to get girly stuff. This morning I'm in pain and he says "You ok? You cramping? Wish I could do something". You know, all caring and such. 15 minutes later, we are getting gas at the local station I head to my truck to leave, we do the usual "love you" stuff. Then he says,"you gonna come home early tonight?" (I was at store til after 9) I say I have a ton of work to do and it has to get done. He says "what can I do
?" all caring and such. Nothing, really I only have one computer so it's on me. So he says, "well try not to be out to late. You come home early and we can have some "fun"." I point to uterine region and say "ummmmmm, no" He points to face and says "ummmmmm, yes" SERIOUSLY????????? Stupid Y-chromosome missing creatures. I almost pity them. Their brains are so deformed.
 
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I am feeling a bit existential today. So I ask, does anyone really NEED a stuffed porkchop recipie? Discuss.

stuff it with bacon, deep fry it and enjoy. How hard is that? People just arent' creative enough.
 
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