Office Work.......

[sparkles2307]

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There was this AWESOME little burrito stand in Globe/Miami, AZ that made a burrito with whatever you wanted in it, the size of your head, with a drink, for like 5 bucks. Fresh steak with hot peppers, they would cook the meat right in front of you... I didnt like the buckets of menudo they sold tho...

 

[LarryPQ]

I just met the new manager for the sub I do the financial statements for. Thank GOODNESS they are replacing whoosywhatsit with this guy... Unfortunately I cant remember his name, because all I got out of that meeting was how gynourmous his hands were, and that he hurt my hand when he shook it--which never happens. I am 5'11" and a big girl with a construction worker's handshake.

Seriously all I got was, "HOLY COW THAT IS A BIG ENGINEER."

 

[sparkles2307]

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I get that impression from guys who can shake harder than me too! I'm not 5'11 but 5'8 is tall around here and I shake like i live on a farm and work.

 

[LarryPQ]

He was in a meeting with my boss, who is like, 5'5" and the nicest, mousiest person. My boss' only comment was "Wow you talk a lot, you must be a salesman."

First impressions, people! They mean nothing if the reciepients are slow and have been filled to the brim with doughnuts on a Friday.

 

[scbatz33]

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If I have one more person come in here and complain about my prices I swear I'm gonna scream. It's a consignment shop - buy it somewhere else you're gonna pay twice!!!!!! I can't stand tire kickers!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I'm 5'4" and very feminine and dainty. I can't shake unless it's less than 40 degrees out.

 

[sparkles2307]

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I'm 5'4" and very feminine and dainty. I can't shake unless it's less than 40 degrees out.

Correction: I shake hands like I live on a farm and work. I can toss more than a few bales, and tho I dont LIKE it, I carry two-5gal buckets of water to the chooks since the well house is so far from the coop.

 

[LarryPQ]

I can lift both kids over my head, one in each hand. I can also carry both (assuming they are not wiggling excessively) pretty much indefinantely.

But I have no strength when it comes to the burritos. BRING ON THE TB!

 

[sparkles2307]

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Can't you break your nails doing that?

Ahhhh the nails....I had such beautiful nails, my piano teacher HATED my long nails... and they are all gone now. Digging in the garden without gloves (i hate those things) and raising little boys breaks nails...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Sounds like my boss when I need him to answer a question.

I'm so tired today that I am completely empty of witty repartee. Somebody say something I can't resist.