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She's a tortoise, not a turtle
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And she is still quite small. At 20 years she'd only have been breeding age for ~4 years, and the size of a salad plate. Lemmie get a perspective shot up....

How did your neighbors get it to you. Did they walk it over on a leash or something??
 
Batz, you are hysterical! She came in a amazon.com box. I think she weighs less than a gallon of milk.

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It AZ, it is illegal to pick up wild desert tortioses, because they will urinate to scare off the predator. But--that urine is all their water for the year (especially in the summer)...so if you DO pick one up and it pees, the law requires you take care of it for a year, or give it to a rescue group.

As a result, there are more desert tortoises in captivity, in people's yards, than out in the wild. The buggers will live for 100+ years, and when well-fed as a pet, breed every year. My dad had a rescue (fred) who died at 97 years old. His son (Barney) is ~45 years old, and was born in captivity. My dad inherited them both, and then inherited a WILD female rescue (betty) who is now ~20 years old. Betty produces about 5 eggs a year, although this year she had 7.

I have a Betty and Barney baby (Bam-Bam), but he's only ~4 years old. This new female, was a TOTAL random occurance, since I have never told my neighbors about my dad's little rescue pets.
 
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Oh yeah that is small now that I see it next to the lettuce leaf. That is too cute! As for the turkey thing I would be P.O.'d too!! My neighbor lets her chickens roam all over my yard and I have my in a 1/4 to 1/2 acre 6ft high pen area to roam with my horse in there for protection. I hate it when I see her birds all beat up from predators and she does nothing about it. I also have 3 bird dogs and try to explain to them they don't need to retrieve the neighbors chickens when they are on my farm land.... Hopeless I guess. Yeah Turkeys have a thing with chickens and blackhead disease or something right?
 
Yeah Turkeys have a thing with chickens and blackhead disease or something right?

Yeah, but only if you have blackhead already present in the area---which we do not. Lots of the "wet weather" diseases skip us by, since it is so dry here. But as soon as it rains *bam* everyone gets sick.​
 
My chicken has passes a large lump

Here in the south we call those 'eggs' and eat them...


Laree, any animal that comes into your yard has adopted you and belongs to you. So have some turkeys over for dinner real soon.
 
Laree, any animal that comes into your yard has adopted you and belongs to you. So have some turkeys over for dinner real soon.

Yes and no. The woman is bat-crap crazy. Any time we make any noise working on the house, she pretends she is sweeping the leaves off her roof and takes pictures, and sends them to the city. Then the city comes out, we show them our open permit, and they roll their eyes. She is vindictive and mean, but also breaks all sorts of city ordinances. since I do too...I am not inclined to report her or poke at her, since I KNOW she will report me in that "If I cant have my toys, no one can have any toys" mentality. I could tell you a million stories. I think my first BYC post was about her...

ALSO- her mother passed away in April, and a week later the neighbor was diagnosed with breast cancer. I dont pick on weak, dying little old ladies, even if they are extreme wenches. Mostly because she is WAY out of her "Wench-iness Weight Class".​
 
DD goes to Rome, Italy in 2012 (pending approval from the band, but the director seems fairly certian). I, of course, will go as well. Am already saving up $.

I'm already planning on staying a few extra days with her and seeing a little more of Europe (never been). DH will stay home and tend the birds (Army retiree with no desire to see any more of Europe).

My new project for 2011?
Finding out how to legally bring back European d'Uccle eggs with me on the plane, and finding a European d'Uccle breeder who will sell me said eggs, legally.

Why bring home chocolate or wine when I could bring home Citron d'Uccles????
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I should never open the actual thread. Turns out her chicken lays aliens...


Is this really annoying or am I just a curmudgeon?
If you have to ask, then you're both....
 
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