Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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Please do not equate the beauty and elegance of the lavender orpington with the Pittsburgh Squealers.

 

[scbatz33]

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because regardless of how many stink eyes you hand out, you are a good person.

 

[LarryPQ]

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because regardless of how many stink eyes you hand out, you are a good person.

TAKE. IT. BACK.

 

[Southernbelle]

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because regardless of how many stink eyes you hand out, you are a good person.

TAKE. IT. BACK.

Because as much difficulty as you have with his mother, you'd like him to have fond memories of you.

 

[LarryPQ]

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Yes. I will be the creepy auntie with bloody fingers and a potty mouth.

 

[Southernbelle]

A friend of mine had a babysitter emergency, so I watched her 2 kids today, so I had 5 kids under the age of 10 running around all day. Everyone was still alive at the end of the day, but I did have a scare when the 2-year-old, who is HIGHLY allergic to peanuts, got into the homemade Chex mix. She only ate a piece of cereal and didn't have any reaction, but it scared me to death.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Yes. I will be the creepy auntie with bloody fingers and a potty mouth.

That role suits you.

 

[LarryPQ]

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[LarryPQ]

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YIKES. Did she leave an epipen with you? I am fairly certain my couch is held together with dried peanut butter.

 

[scbatz33]

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because regardless of how many stink eyes you hand out, you are a good person.

TAKE. IT. BACK.

Ok ok, dont' get your knickers in a twist.......

How's about, you do it because you are so selfish and self absorbed you like being the "cool aunt" and therefore you do ridiculous things to get the praise and admiration of the underlings......

Plus you can rub it in his face when he's older about how much pain and self sacrifice you went through to give him such a cool thing.