Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

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No guy should ever wear cargo shorts unless they are employed as cargo carriers. Seriously. And you ever notice that the guys who wear them have skinny little bird legs sticking out the bottom? Baggy, baggy with baggy pockets carrying nothing, with sticks at the bottom. Very alluring.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Do they come with a speculum?

And stirrups, but not the kind like Batty sells (I don't think?)

Don't give her ideas for branching out.

 

[wegotchickens]

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This has been a very bad year for blood-sucking creepy crawlies. I'd DE each bird, wait a few days and then check the birds again.

I finally dragged out all the shavings, swept the coop clean, locked everyone out and sprayed with a pyrethrin-based spray. Hosed it down until the wood looked wet on the walls and roosts and such. Left the doors and windows shut for hours in the heat of the day. Then I came back, aired it out, put down shavings and liberal DE, then powdered each bird with DE before they were allowed back in the coop. And I plan to do it again tomorrow (but this plan was made before my tooth fell apart, so we'll see).

I have to overkill because I plan to show my birds. And because I hate little bitty creepy crawly blood-suckers...

 

[wegotchickens]

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Look back? Smile? Back away slowly?

Break into a song and dance routine. Chickens love dinner theatre.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Sure he is. He's just not the kind of guy everyone wants to SEE in shorts and a hibiscus shirt. But as long as he wears long white socks with his black sandals I think he'll blend in with the crowd.

 

[wegotchickens]

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No guy should ever wear cargo shorts unless they are employed as cargo carriers. Seriously. And you ever notice that the guys who wear them have skinny little bird legs sticking out the bottom? Baggy, baggy with baggy pockets carrying nothing, with sticks at the bottom. Very alluring.

(cringing at the thought of Buffy scoping out the gams on the old guys)


(and how do you know there's nothing in their pockets? Maybe their hips sink in so deeply that they're hiding tennis balls in the pockets?)

 

[wegotchickens]

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Especially the musical called "Mommy Whacks Her Head on the Doorframe, Again".

Oh yeah. Especially when Mom's carrying treats she meant to dole out slowly. I've been in that performance.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Buffy, did you know many bugs are the exact color of buff feathers? Especially poultry lice.

(using the same Jedi mind trick that sends DH to check that the doors are locked when he KNOWS he locked them. Now Buffy will be unable to resist the urge to scope out her bird's vents with a magnifying glass, much to the amusement of the neighbords.)

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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No guy should ever wear cargo shorts unless they are employed as cargo carriers. Seriously. And you ever notice that the guys who wear them have skinny little bird legs sticking out the bottom? Baggy, baggy with baggy pockets carrying nothing, with sticks at the bottom. Very alluring.

(cringing at the thought of Buffy scoping out the gams on the old guys)


(and how do you know there's nothing in their pockets? Maybe their hips sink in so deeply that they're hiding tennis balls in the pockets?)

No, I'm not talkin' about old guy gams, I'm talkin' about young guys gams. Young guys who have played Nintendo their whole life and never developed leg muscles from doing something outdoors. That's what's so tragic about it.

And take back what you said about old guy gams. My old guy is 61 and many people lust after his calves. (Not me, mine are better and slightly less hairy.)

 

[Beth G.]

Good Mornin Y'all!!

How's everybody doing on this fine Tuesday?? Sad to se Laree will not be able to visit...........

We need to save up our pennies and buy her a laptop so she can sneak on the side and say hello