Office Work.......

[Ec_Prokta]

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GI Joe is "Knowing is half the battle"

"The more you know" are those silly public service announcements.

In my case, it is, "Self-appointed know it all"

Thanks for letting me know.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

In shipment to Debi seein' as how she won't be able to keep away from this thread...
http://www.us.depend.com/products/get-samples

 

[scbatz33]

Ok, so slowly working my way through the 40oz bag of hershey chocolate - slowly cause I have to pick around the ones I don't like - and I find this.....

I ask you, machine malfunction or disgruntled employee? Now discuss......

 

[scbatz33]

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Oh wow, that's not nice.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Oh wow, that's not nice.

It's Debi's fault. (let's see, HOW many times has that phrase appeared on this forum????)

 

[LarryPQ]

I once worked in a place next to a big field. We couldnt keep food in our desks because 2x a year the mice would come in. Once I tried to print something out and heard a *squeak-squish*.

A mouse had pulled a coworker's chocolate bar into the printer.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Who would disfigure chocolate?!!? I bet it's a employee, simply because there are seperate machines for making the bar and wrapping.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

No, I have surmised that this was an open bag of office goodies and that a co-worker took that one out, started eating it, changed her mind and stuffed it half-wrapped back into the bag.

Luckily for me, this does not happen with my Tums box.

 

[LarryPQ]

DH just called again-

4-yr-old: WAAAAAAA

1-yr-old: WAAAAAAA

DH: Blahblahblah- OUCH!!! $@%MONKEYS!!!! The baby just stabbed me with a pencil he stole from Ender!"
Me- Whoops! There's bossman. Gotta go...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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The "squeak" was the mouse and the "squish" was the nibbled chocolate? OM Gosh! I wish I had a story to match, but I don't!