Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Maybe we should name it "my dog killed ANOTHER of my chickens today". THAT will never get read or closed or be full of hatred.

Muah.

IECEWIAPTW

I eat chocolate eyeballs while I am pretending to work.

You're welcome.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Yes, we need a completely boring, unattractive thread title.

It can't have to do with spelling though, because that's a topic more lockable than "do you believe in Jesus and if you don't you're goin' to h-e-double toothpicks".

Yeah. We don't need no grammar poh-leece cracing bad on us.

How about "Exercise some self control, so we don't have to"
Too inflamatory as well?

 

[NellaBean]

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Have fun with that. I just finally made it to teh bathroom, realized my hair was still in "shower form" aka clipped up in a huge poof on top of my head to keep from getting wet (washed late last night, but reshowered this AM).

My bad. I gotta stop just rolling outta bed and coming to the office. At least my boobs are mostly inside my dress today. Mostly.

 

[Orchid]

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Have fun with that. I just finally made it to teh bathroom, realized my hair was still in "shower form" aka clipped up in a huge poof on top of my head to keep from getting wet (washed late last night, but reshowered this AM).

My bad. I gotta stop just rolling outta bed and coming to the office. At least my boobs are mostly inside my dress today. Mostly.

What? No picture?

 

[wegotchickens]

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How about "Got a positive attitude? Then GO AWAY!"

Or "Mean people suck, that's why you can't leave us alone"

Or we could follow Joe's example and say "Don't anyone open this thread. Seriously."
But then, no one would leave us alone....

 

[wegotchickens]

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No kidding! Those threads need a lot of this

and some of this

to combat the

 

[wegotchickens]

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Have fun with that. I just finally made it to teh bathroom, realized my hair was still in "shower form" aka clipped up in a huge poof on top of my head to keep from getting wet (washed late last night, but reshowered this AM).

My bad. I gotta stop just rolling outta bed and coming to the office. At least my boobs are mostly inside my dress today. Mostly.

Ha! My boobs are always where they belong. Gravity got hold of the girls.

I have my hair twisted up into a custom-made fluffy scrunchy. I've been letting it grow and it's at the tickle-you-neck-and-annoy-the-heck-out-of-you stage.

 

[Orchid]

How about "Post pictures of your nasty oozing rashes here".

Surely no one would open that.

Except for people like me who watched the "biggest zit ever" video about four times. In my defense, it was a boil, not a zit, and I really only watched it so I could laugh at the empty alcohol bottles surrounding the guy, and be amazed over and over again that his girlfriend didn't put on any gloves!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Won't work. There was a 20k post-worthy thread on someone's husband's boil being lanced, complete with pics, video and post-surgical care.
The main post-ers were looking for someone else to 'work' on next.

 

[NellaBean]

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Have fun with that. I just finally made it to teh bathroom, realized my hair was still in "shower form" aka clipped up in a huge poof on top of my head to keep from getting wet (washed late last night, but reshowered this AM).

My bad. I gotta stop just rolling outta bed and coming to the office. At least my boobs are mostly inside my dress today. Mostly.

What? No picture?

You want a picture of my boobs? Now now honey.....

In all seriousness this 40lb weight gain has given me some serious, um.....BARGAINING POWER......my boyfriend thinks its hilarious. I very regularly text him to say "oops, boobs just fell out of my dress again".

I obviously fail at life. Hey, a girl has gotta get a raise somehow right?