Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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Not that kind of underwear.
Or were you thinking of a double-barrelled sling?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Hey, I'm starting to post like Dacs does. One-word answers.

Speaking of Dacs, I'm reading a Ken Follett book:
Chapter 1: Innocent hard-working camel dies after being worked to death and knifed.
Chapter 2: Innocent hard-working lieutenant dies after having his throat slit.
Chapter 3: Rotten nasty Nazi spy gets laid by voluptuous tantalizing woman. (although I haven't gotten to that part yet)

Wondering how long I should spend trying to find the good in this book. I'm thinking at least until I get past the juicy part.

 

[Orchid]

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I just finished a Sara Douglass novel wherein the sweet innocent heroine died at the end...


but she was such a wimpy put-upon namby-pants that it was rather satisfying.

 

[NellaBean]

I have poodles! Me Me Me!

Yes, they were talking about the lower portion of the underwear.......not the upper portion of the underwear.

I used to have over the shoulder pebble holders.....no more. I've gone up 2 sizes. TWO. It's out of control. I actually use them as a shelf to hold small animals. I can set a chicken up there and have both hands free, no problem. I couldn't find the remote the other day and guess where it was?!? GUESS?!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I'm heading for longhandled serving spoons. I have to reach down and haul them up to get them loaded correctly. Sometimes I reach around and sqeeze fat from my sides up into there, too, just so I feel like I have cleavage.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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For sure! Nambypants should die!

 

[NellaBean]

LOL, you all crack me up. And I have proof! This is my boyfriends chicken Frank. I was outside goofing off outside one day and sent him a picture. Yes, I am a giant dork. Yes, the chicken is standing on my BARGAINING POWER.

eta wait a sec

 

[NellaBean]

Sorry, technical difficulties. I was bigger than life in ALL areas...not good.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

AHA! I can combine TWO topics with this one photo! Wow, what luck!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Bet it's warm there....

Anybody seen Boyd lately? He'd sure appreciate the chicken frank pic.