Office Work.......

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You didn't write that much, Dacs. You are easy to catch up with.

Sorry you fell in the woods, glad you had a buddy near by. Did you get a band-aid worthy booboo?
 
Now that I have caught up again:
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G'morning ya'll!! Happy Friday!!
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As I drove to work this morning 'And She Was' by the Talking Heads was playing on the radio so I cranked it up and sang along as I had college flashbacks (no, stupid, walls don't breathe, even brick ones). It was a fun way to start the day.

Then the announcer came and said, "You come for the music, deal with the commercials, and wait for the smart ass remarks." That about sums it up!

Then I ended up in the left-hand turn lane behind some loser is a Toyota mini-pick-up, who apprently didn't understand how the arrows work. I finally had to honk, and found myself yelling, "It's a frickin' green arrow Dude; GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thankfully, he went.
Bet he thought he was going to end up with a fire engine red Sentra up his bung hole if he slowed down...

Better get some work done now. I'll tell you about chocolate amaretto pound cake induced dreams later.
 
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Eat some darn eyeballs then! It's Friday, for heaven's sake!


I think the lead singer for the Talking Heads looks like Sheldon's brother....



"You may find yourself in a beautiful house
With some beautiful chickens
And you may ask yourself
How did I get here?"
 
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Look What I Can Do!!! *PIC Heavy*

These are rated the most oft-used famous last words in Tennessee....

Followed closely by, "Dude! Watch This!!"



My Rooster Is Trying To Mate Me... X_X

A) I didn't think this was that kind of forum.
B) He must have a good ladder.
3) <insert cock joke here> (double entendre, in case you weren't paying attention)
 
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I saw the rooster thread. I was afraid to click on it, LOL.

Now that I have mostly cochin roosters I don't have anywhere near as many aggression problems. They are very respectful of NellaBean's big....er....boots.
 
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The roosters are in awe. You have a double crop.
When you throw your chest out, it stays out.
 
when i throw my chest out, i throw my back out.
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In all seriousness, my current batch of roosters is great. what did i do different with this batch? IGNORED THEM. I don't mess with my boys anymore.....and they give me a wide berth.

Best way to get a cock to behave is to play hard to get......hmmm.......
 
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Wegot, I'll sell you my dark red banged up 1999 Camry so you can ram anybody you want and not feel a pang of anything!

And yes, tell us of your dreams. I dreamed this morning that my DH decided I shouldn't commute from Wellfleet to Orleans and back twice a week and that I should get an apartment alone in Orleans. I got one in the corner of a factory. Things went downhill from there. And that was just from eating chicken and tomatos for dinner!

PS: Wellfleet to Orleans is 17.5 minutes. And there are no factories on Cape Cod.
 
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