Office Work.......

[dacjohns]

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dacs is burning weed? You don't drink, but you burn weed?

Dude, don't roll it in the carpet. Clearly you are new to all this, but they make special papers for burning weed....

 

[dacjohns]

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Weeds? Your own or are you doing a burn? Are you going to add the SIL's carpet to help it ignite?

Yes, I'm at work, but my fingers are cold, my hair is wet, and I arrived here only partially dressed. And I was still 5 minutes late! I need to give up exercising in the morning.

Doing a burn.

Carpet is for our bedroom.


Buff is showing off again.

 

[NellaBean]

Ladies and gents, calm down, it is too early for me to have to catch up. I am super mean and hateful this morning. Run, run for your life.

Hey, I already drive a Firebird.......anybody jealous? Anybody? Bueller?

It happens to be a 12 year old hunk of junk that we bought when it had 3 miles on it. Oh my pretty, pretty car. Imagine me driving to high school in my brand new sparkling and shiny black firebird. Oh, the good ol days.

Nowadays, the firebird tends to spend a lot of time like this.

Darn american cars. *kicks it*

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Orchy, did you find your son's watch or did the friends of the dead deer eat it in revenge? PS: that would have been a good time to take a couple sprint circuits around your driveway, seeing as how you like to run in the pitch black.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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You kicked your car??? Yes, you are nicely super mean and hateful this morning! [running...]

 

[NellaBean]

Only time I run in the pitch black is when I am being chased.

Motion sensor light came on in the carport the other night. I had the curtain on the back door open, which is the only reason I even noticed. I sent the boyfriend a message that the light had come on and I was going to go check it out and bringing one of the dogs with me.

His response? Ok.

What about OH NO HONEY, BE SAFE. LOCK YOUR DOORS. HIDE. CALL 911.

Nope. Apparently he knows how mean I am too.

BTW, turned out to be a neighbors dog which my own dog scared off once we were out there. Sigh. Serial murderers must wait for another day.......

 

[Southernbelle]

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Given the past few posts, I am imagining Dacs running to his computer, tripping over his muddy shoelaces and landing facedown on the keyboard. To be followed by other, equally successful landings throughout the day. This IS going to be good.

That would explain why the old keyboard was so damaged that the space bar and certain letters refused to work.

 

[Orchid]

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We didn't go. He wanted to eat supper at grandma's instead, so tonight is the night. I sure hope we find it, he is very attached to that thing.

I didn't have time to sprint around my driveway, I was touching up the paint in the hallway in my underwear 'cause I was just too lazy to dig my painting clothes back out of the laundry room.

Beaner, nice car! Even if it's out of commission. I drive a lowly Pontiac Grand Am, but it's the Ram Air version so it does have some get up and go.

Hi Batty!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Given the past few posts, I am imagining Dacs running to his computer, tripping over his muddy shoelaces and landing facedown on the keyboard. To be followed by other, equally successful landings throughout the day. This IS going to be good.

That would explain why the old keyboard was so damaged that the space bar and certain letters refused to work.

I think it's because he rolls weed in carpet and smokes it with his sis-in-law.

 

[Orchid]

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Given the past few posts, I am imagining Dacs running to his computer, tripping over his muddy shoelaces and landing facedown on the keyboard. To be followed by other, equally successful landings throughout the day. This IS going to be good.

That would explain why the old keyboard was so damaged that the space bar and certain letters refused to work.

It would, wouldn't it?