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I am blind as a bat without my glasses, so in a dark bedroom I am beyond hopeless. I'd need a firehose to ensure success.

Orchy, I once thought I would demonstrate what really poor eyesight was to my DH. I thought looking through a piece of Saran wrap would illustrate what it was like to try to see without glasses or contacts. It took THIRTY sheets of Saran to duplicate what our type of poor vision really is.

And remind me next time I need to order glasses, to get the ones with thick black frames. My delicate little thin gold frames can only be found by groping the night table like an ape.
 
hey now, he actually lost 2 fingers but alas....wonders of science and all, they were able to sew one back on.

..........in completely unrelated news, did I mention I got a new saw for Christmas?
 
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I am blind as a bat without my glasses, so in a dark bedroom I am beyond hopeless. I'd need a firehose to ensure success.

Orchy, I once thought I would demonstrate what really poor eyesight was to my DH. I thought looking through a piece of Saran wrap would illustrate what it was like to try to see without glasses or contacts. It took THIRTY sheets of Saran to duplicate what our type of poor vision really is.

And remind me next time I need to order glasses, to get the ones with thick black frames. My delicate little thin gold frames can only be found by groping the night table like an ape.

I have landscaped my nightstand to facilitate glasses retrieval. Pile of books right next to the bed (bed being north of the nighstand), lamp to the west of the books, alarm clock to the south of the books. Little space between books and alarm clock for glasses - that way I can't knock them off the table and don't have to grope around the whole thing trying to find them.
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And God forbid they fall on the floor, because then DH has to find them.
 
I'm going to invent a glasses stand. That has a softly backlit space for your glasses to sit, so you can always see them in the dark. At night, just follow the glow.....during the daytime, the glow switches to a color (whatever matches your DECOR yo) so you can still find them.

I'll be a millionaire.
 
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...paid off with pepperkukus no doubt...

Exactly. Witnesses schmittnesses. Buffster, I love you but if you ever call Mr DoucheNozzle the ex boyfriend my "dh" on accident, ever again, I will shank you.
 
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